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pure lime green it was. Haha.
was ruby getting pregnant. IN YEAR 8. she said she had sex a lot in year 7, which was even more shocking because in harrow (in my day anyway), year 7 was the last year of primary school
we had a supply teacher who didn't give a shit so we spent the lesson challenging each other to snap pencils in half by karate chopping them (you know you did it) and this slightly-scallyish lad, big john (nothin ironic about the nickname) goes "eeyah mate i'll fuckin do a pen me, not arsed" so he got a biro, put his (considerable) fist through it and covered himself, the wall and everyone in the immediate vicinity in blue ink, superb
year six in mine, BEAT YOU ALL
lol, would never have remembered it if this thread hadn't been made - it wasnt that funny.
best funny thing was the big bully lad called peter getting expelled - when the headteacher bollocked him in assembly and asked him whether he had anything to say for himself he just crudely stuck two fingers up and swaggered off into the sunset. (into the gymnasium), fuck knows what he went in there for i think the nerves got to him....best thing about that assembly though was missing hymns for once! top day.