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Not much difference here from the recent story about a young girl being raped and then suffering the lash for getting pregnant. At least she wasn't drowned, I suppose.
She got whipped: HE MARRIED A COW.
Love this line: "In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."
I'm looking at this from the cow's perspective
One day you're happily chewing the cud, minding your own business. Then you're raped by a different species. Then you're surrounded by big flashing things and loud noises. Then you're drowned in the sea.
If my death doesn't involve me being fellated by a kestrel whilst someone shoves a zander up my arse before I get thrown in the Severn, I'm going to be unhappy.
not a mute ungulate with no imagination of mortality
also, unless your endowment is lamentable, that poor kestrel's heading straight for Broken-Neck Chokeyville - although if you wish to perish with a bird of prey refashioned into a condom adorning your undercarriage, then I'm sure I will be able to overlook the cruelties it suffered in its phallocentric demise
pretty sure thats a typo as it says in the next sentence or so that they just 'drowned' his clothes? Plus there were police and press there, so i doubt theyd do that.
Its brilliant, basically.
his clothes were thrown in a river, not him.