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i bought some pliers and a usb soundcard from their once for like £2 or something. yep.
The stylish leather look Willy Care Kit case contains all the intimate essentials required for the man on the move such as a fluffing brush, styling shears, sprucing mirror and a piece of evening wear silver jewellery which looks suspiciously like a medallion for your manhood if you ask me.
Jewelry? For your cock? And wtf is a sprucing mirror?
"I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell 'What an unkept willy!' I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman's Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell 'What a fantastic willy!' and all my friends think I'm really cool."