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Haven't done that for ages.
I think she's ok. I mean there's nothing on the BBC. They'd know right?
BUT here's a way to make it a million times better. You know how the Silver Surfer makes a big hole in the Thames, right outside the House of Parliament, so Galactus can reach the Earth's core? Imagine Brine Haw's face as he watches that, from his little hippy camp.
Baroness Thatcher presents a 7-part program exploring the lives of her favourite dead people, inducting them each in to 'Thatcher's Dead'.
Broadcast live, the emotional final show of the series will see Baroness Thatcher call upon the dead to rise from their tombs and join her in a rousing Rumba, choreographed by Len Goodman, before staging a coup in the Gambia.
When do we start? I'll need the following:
A working Class infant to slit the throat of whilst incanting the name of the great one.
Goblet to imbibe infants blood mixed with UHT milk from Falklands herds.
Now Fly, My pretties and do my bidding!
but there are a couple of www.ismaggiedeadyet.com type sites to be found out there if you try a few potential word combos.
There's a bar in Glasgow that has vowed to do free/supercheap beer when she cops it, so I'm glad she's not gone just yet cos I'd not be able to take advantage.
but college authorities forced them to abandon on the grounds that it was just too crass to celebrate the death of a old woman above such luminaries as Saddam Hussein and Robert Mugabe.