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What is your favourite type of goose?
I quite like the Egyptian at the moment but I could be swayed.
Nom nom nom.
They're all fucking mental.
They're all fucking mental
This is like someone bringing out Chinese Democracy before Axl
Hurry, before Theo turns up.
like when Obi-Wan gets killed by Darth Vader.
That's why-is-bamos-winking-at-me mental.
to use the DiS members email list or something to give us all forewarning of this thread.
If I'm not on when you launch it, I'll be devastated.
And so help me god, if it's *mental* to be posting wearing a mask made out of human skin, then I'm guilty of that too
in a farm yard. The farner came out with a shotgun. He told me to piss off and come back in an hour with my wallet. When I returned there were twelve men leaning on land rovers with shotguns. I thought they were going to kill me. The farmer said "three geese, that's a hundred quid". I gave him the money and left.
That is my best goose story.
and plays to all my prejudices.
I'm so angry I can barely think straight
you'll now need both my signature and Goofle's.
A few more weeks working by lamplight in the garage and I was going to push it out onto the public
That, and he knew where I lived.
WHO YOU CALL MENTAL?????
Like, pushchair age (what's that... 2? 3?), I've found Geese HILARIOUS. I'm even giggling thinking about them. Apparently we went to a zoo as a kid and a goose honked at me right in my face in the pushchair and I didn't stop laughing about it. The word "honk" still makes me burst out laughing.
I like geese.
Bloody Germans too - scroll to bottom
(do you have any anti NZ goose photos?)
How many goose-obsessed kiwis can there be?
How many KIWIS can there be?
I chose swans then
Thanks for playing.
canadian ones are nice though yeah
1. Until a few weeks ago when I went to a lovely Northamptonshire country park, I had never seen an actual live goose!
2. when xylopwn was little, he ws chased, pecked and nearly eaten by a gaggle of angry canadian geese
3. Their livers are bloody delicious and I love to eat them, as DiS so frequently reminds me. I know, this is 3 things.
banned from my goose thread.
Wait for Lucien's.
I wish Lucien would hurry the fuck up.
1. is impossible
Facebook caption: "Liking how the Greylags and Canadians roll in two posses"
Also did you know that Egyptian Geese have been measured at an altitude of 12 miles? THAT IS IN SPACE NEARLY
What are Egyptian geese doing so high, surely it can't be of any benefit for them? Extreme bastards.
Have tried to verify it using the Internet - the best I've done is finding a flock of Bar-Headed Geese at 30,000 feet over the Himalayas and some Whooper Swans at 29,000.
Bar-Headed Geese are rad.
What are Egyptian geese doing so high, surely it can't be of any benefit for them? Extreme bastards
Since there's actually only one: http://goosefacts.posterous.com/singular-17
goosefacts - now also getting honked through to Twitter: http://twitter.com/goosefacts
If I get pecked when I try and kiss a goose this afternoon, then there will be hell to pay.
I'm not afraid to sue for libel
I shall get on this as soon as work is finished
but I probably prefer an Indian Runner Duck.
I can't belief even geese have a street teamer.
They are a cross between a goose and a duck