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sounds like micheal bay has gods ear
Do they each have half a card?
Watch now as each key holder is picked off one by one in increasingly elaborate ways and Bruce Willis is called in to protect them.
Bruce is firstly unmoved by her nerdiness (she's a doctor of computers you know) but they grow closer during their journey until he finally saves her from plummeting to her doom off the Sydney Opera House. Their eyes meet and they kiss atop the the highest point of the Opera House. "I'd buy you a drink, but I don't know anywhere round here" quips Bruce. "That's OK" she replies "I'll Google somewhere". Fade to credits.
He steps outside a pub to have a cigarette, but, unknown to him, his lighter has been switched for the detonator of a bomb that was slipped into his burger at lunchtime and is now settled in his stomach.
He tries lighting his Camel, but to no avail. He looks baffled at the lighter - he only just bought this today, so why is it being such a bitch? He strikes the switch again and again and agai- KABLAM-O.