Never have I wanted to hurt someone more. But it was a really sunny day, the shirt was black and he was a larger lad, so I figured he looked as rank as he ever would so I let him be.
An old Japanese woman wearing a t-shirt with some random English on it, just because it's the done thing. It read: I'M SO HORNY, EVEN THE CRACK OF DAWN ISN'T SAFE.
I don't know, but I was shocked. SHOCKED. As shocked as I was when I saw that bit in The Wrong Trousers where the penguin takes the rubber glove off its head and IT'S NOT A CHICKEN AFTER ALL
i hate the t-shirts they sell in duffer (etc) that look innocent but are actually c(h)ock-full of crap innuendo. For example "Spread Eagle Golf Club, Morning Wood"... but set out like one of those faux-vintage t-shirts (which, in themselves are crap).
"IN CASE OF ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SEVER THE HEAD" then a picture of a chainsaw
then it got hot so he took of his jumper to reveal that t shirt
thing was he was really timid and nice. guess he just got all of his murderous tendencies out the way through his clothing.
As a 13 year old boy, I'd feel considerably embarrassed to have that on my bedroom wall, I can't understand how grown men can leave the house with them emblazoned on their torsos.
WHO?!
who.?
heh heh
perfect replacement for my threadworn "beauty is in eye of the beerholder" t shirt.
thnx
My
"If I told ya, that I loved ya, would ya suck my plums?" also needs replacing
Did you replace it?
http://api.ning.com/files/UtmAmLRQwHg-04lqyFDGPXBwL4T*-YusrqCBcZ-QDr7xPqNbxiA9*-nUTpsmBBIVIOHd1RRmGvEdrImglDTIJfbbpKoly0Po/beholder.jpg
I don't think you get it
people who
I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM
ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR
I want to break something
^^^ THE MAN
VVV THE LEGEND
pretty clever imo
DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
Ugh.
More embarrassingly, my mother owns a tshirt with that on.
Your Mum sounds cool
and probably about my age also 8=)
LAD
last one
rawr.
the last guy does not look like he'd make good babies
that last guy looks like prof_kitsch
DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE
AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
wow you and twentynine have the same t-shirt
Or the same embarrassing mother.
Or is PeeVee twentynine's mum?
:D
My mate has that t-shirt.
He's gay.
IRONY OR SOMETHING.
SEX AND DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS
I saw a guy once wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of a stripper on it and the text "I support single mothers"
Never have I wanted to hurt someone more. But it was a really sunny day, the shirt was black and he was a larger lad, so I figured he looked as rank as he ever would so I let him be.
Just saw that one yesterday.
Funny times.
NO ONE KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN
LIQUOR IN THE FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR
INSTANT IDIOT, JUST ADD BEER!!!
A mate of mine was trying to describe this one to me, but got a little mixed up and said 'instand drunk, just add water!!'
FBI
Female Body Inspector
TOKYO 1968
IF FOUND, RETURN TO THE PUB
I recently saw someone with Down's Syndrome wearing that t-shirt
he didn't look like much of a drinker.
:D, but only if it's the former.
Otherwise, :(
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS
BUT PACING MYSELF
WILLS
IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY, IT'S A FUEL TANK FOR A SEX MACHINE
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD
unfortunately it's buddha
Would people wearing this tshirt appreciate
someone pointing out that the Buddha isn't a god? Can I get a tshirt that points this out?
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD
FORTUNATELY IT'S NOT BUDDHA BECAUSE BUDDHA ISN'T A FUCKING GOD
^THE MAN
VTHE LEGEND
.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4263476#r5493768
ah figs.
i saw one on a fat guy that said
'preparing for famine', but i quite enjoyed it so it has no place in this thread.
I like it when fat people wear those tops that say 'I beat anorexia!'
DRUNK? Free breathalyzer test.
Blow here
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(anything that points down to your willy is an instant winner in a womans eyes)
WANT
Hey guys, check out my new shirt
it says 'Reggae Hairstyle Rock And Roll'. Could I be more Japanese?
Heard a great one recently
An old Japanese woman wearing a t-shirt with some random English on it, just because it's the done thing. It read: I'M SO HORNY, EVEN THE CRACK OF DAWN ISN'T SAFE.
my boyfriend owns a 'save water, drink beer' shirt
fortunately, it's in russian
MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
most ridiculous of all
I <3 YOUR MUM
I FACEBOOKED YOUR MUM
I saw "MAKE POETRY HISTORY" in Brick Lane the other day.
I quite liked it.
BOMB DISPOSAL - SEE ME RUNNING, TRY AND KEEP UP
Hackney Conservatives
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/02/article-0-08F9D01D000005DC-970_468x402.jpg
:'D
whoever that guy is, ultimate subversion points to him
also, why is the singer from the national there?
nah that's samantha cameron
"whoever that guy is..."
Why, it's the man himself. Our very own Incapacitant / Gerogerigegegegegegegegege / CG
sorry i knew i was being subversive
looks like the subverser has become the subvertee
http://audiokitty.posterous.com/hackneys-response-to-the-latest-tory-poster-c
"When did we find out"
I don't know, but I was shocked. SHOCKED. As shocked as I was when I saw that bit in The Wrong Trousers where the penguin takes the rubber glove off its head and IT'S NOT A CHICKEN AFTER ALL
someone needs to poke him with a needle
before he floats away.
Sorry guys these slogans are brilliant and it would be great if somebody made a t shirt of them
but they're just not subversive enough for me.
Did anyone ever watch The Colbert Report during the run up to the last election?
Talking to 'students' wearing VOTE McCAIN t-shirts ironically, who got confused and ending up voting McCain.
YOU SMELY NICE
IF U KNO WOT IM SAYIN' (BATTY)
more than the above ridiculous t-shirts
i hate the t-shirts they sell in duffer (etc) that look innocent but are actually c(h)ock-full of crap innuendo. For example "Spread Eagle Golf Club, Morning Wood"... but set out like one of those faux-vintage t-shirts (which, in themselves are crap).
i fucking hate clothes.
I don't really mind those kind of t-shirts
because I'm still scarred from the No Fear t-shirt craze of a few years ago.
Global Hypercolor*
KNOCK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK
No Fear
I work with someone with the no fear logo tattooed on his arm.
We are very different people.
threadless.com smash
(downwards arrow) IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
and
(smiling 1950s beer commercial man holding knife) YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER*
*I like that one
my french tutor last year who was super punk came in with a jumper on that said
"IN CASE OF ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SEVER THE HEAD" then a picture of a chainsaw
then it got hot so he took of his jumper to reveal that t shirt
thing was he was really timid and nice. guess he just got all of his murderous tendencies out the way through his clothing.
MY OTHER TSHIRT IS CLEAN
It doesn't make sense!
Would it be safe for a ferrari to be fitted with a child seat too? Madness.
What's the difference between a baby and a ferrari?
balonz
My other t-shirt is funny
OLIVER REED KING OF THE HELLRAISERS MISSING IN ACTION
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME
SOMETHING ABOUT PENGUINS LOL AND BADGERS TELLING ME TO COMMIT MURDER
DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF
I MAY BE FAT BUT
YOU ARE UGLY AND I CAN LOSE WEIGHT
(actually not too bad)
"MySpace or Yours?"
I saw that in Burtons recently.
I RAN OUT OF SICK DAYS
SO I CALLED IN DEAD
Everything in this thread
is the reason I've found myself buying all my t-shirts at gigs instead of shops for the last 2 years.
that's because you're so indie
...
http://www.blueinc.co.uk/Catalogue/Category_1222_Mens_Comedy_Shirts.aspx
...I work for this company.
Anyone else confused as to why you'd go to Urban Outfitters to get work trousers?!
He works in a gay bar.
this actually crossed my mind
considering the last time I went in there it was full of the kind of clothes they wear on skins.
I thought "I need some plain black trousers but wouldnt mind something with a cool fit"
NOTE: urban outfitters dont sell any trousers that arn't jeans or chinos.
Go
to Topman
2 indie
Amateur Gynecologist At Your Cervix.
http://projectkickass.com/3176/
THE MAN
THE LEGEND
On a train once
I saw a bloke with a jacket on with the slogan :
"I'm Going To Fuck You So Hard You Won't Have A Cunt Left"
I really wanted to hurt him.
Strangely enough, the off duty policeman sat opposite me took the same view and told him to take it off.
He refused and there was a paddywagon waiting for him at Bedford station.
I like to think he is still in a cell there being regularly beaten up by Gene Hunt.
people who go to a shop called urban outfitters
All those t-shirts with scantily clad lasses on
As a 13 year old boy, I'd feel considerably embarrassed to have that on my bedroom wall, I can't understand how grown men can leave the house with them emblazoned on their torsos.