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I went to urban outfitters yesterday to get some trousers for work and they were selling a t shirt that said "I wear slogan t shirts because I can't think for myself". Who would actually think this was clever?

yes_ [Edit] [Delete] 114 replies 13:21, 29 July '10

I just walked out.

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  • WHO?!

    yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 13:21 | X
  • who.?

    yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 14:52 | X
  • heh heh

    perfect replacement for my threadworn "beauty is in eye of the beerholder" t shirt.

    thnx

    zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:54 | X
    • My

      "If I told ya, that I loved ya, would ya suck my plums?" also needs replacing

      Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:56 | X
      • Did you replace it?

        umlaut_ampersand @Balonz | 28 Jul '15, 16:50 | X
    • http://api.ning.com/files/UtmAmLRQwHg-04lqyFDGPXBwL4T*-YusrqCBcZ-QDr7xPqNbxiA9*-nUTpsmBBIVIOHd1RRmGvEdrImglDTIJfbbpKoly0Po/beholder.jpg

      TheoGB @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:57 | X
  • I don't think you get it

    Balonz | 29 Jul '10, 14:55 | X
    Ryu_ this'd this
  • people who

    colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 14:56 | X
  • I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

    TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 14:58 | X
  • ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR

    guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 14:58 | X
  • I want to break something

    amnuck @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:18 | X
  • ^^^ THE MAN

    VVV THE LEGEND

    colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:01 | X
  • pretty clever imo

    manbearpig | 29 Jul '10, 15:05 | X
  • DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

    Ugh.

    More embarrassingly, my mother owns a tshirt with that on.

    twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 15:05 | X
    • Your Mum sounds cool

      and probably about my age also 8=)

      CiderEagle @twentynine | 30 Jul '10, 08:22 | X
  • LAD

    DaveMK @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
  • last one

    rawr.

    twentynine @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:15 | X
  • the last guy does not look like he'd make good babies

    meowington @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
  • that last guy looks like prof_kitsch

    Dicko @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 17:24 | X
    • DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE

      AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

      pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 15:06 | X
      • wow you and twentynine have the same t-shirt

        colon_closed_bracket @pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
        • Or the same embarrassing mother.

          Or is PeeVee twentynine's mum?

          TheoGB @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
          pretty_vacant this'd this
          • :D

            colon_closed_bracket @TheoGB | 29 Jul '10, 15:11 | X
            joeymahone and CiderEagle this'd this
      • My mate has that t-shirt.

        He's gay.

        IRONY OR SOMETHING.

        lostmynarrative @pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 18:05 | X
    • SEX AND DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS

      colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:06 | X
    • I saw a guy once wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of a stripper on it and the text "I support single mothers"

      Never have I wanted to hurt someone more. But it was a really sunny day, the shirt was black and he was a larger lad, so I figured he looked as rank as he ever would so I let him be.

      guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
      • Just saw that one yesterday.

        Funny times.

        theShipment @guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 22:06 | X
    • NO ONE KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN

      LIQUOR IN THE FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR

      ring_tailed_lemur | 29 Jul '10, 15:09 | X
    • INSTANT IDIOT, JUST ADD BEER!!!

      A mate of mine was trying to describe this one to me, but got a little mixed up and said 'instand drunk, just add water!!'

      deadonthestairs | 29 Jul '10, 15:09 | X
    • FBI

      Female Body Inspector

      colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:10 | X
      • TOKYO 1968

        monpot | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
      • IF FOUND, RETURN TO THE PUB

        guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
        • I recently saw someone with Down's Syndrome wearing that t-shirt

          he didn't look like much of a drinker.

          moribund @guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
          • :D, but only if it's the former.

            Otherwise, :(

            lostmynarrative @The_Incapacitant | 29 Jul '10, 18:06 | X
          • DESTINED FOR GREATNESS

            BUT PACING MYSELF

            hip_young_gunslinger | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
          • WILLS

            TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
            amnuck and wisdom this'd this
          • IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY, IT'S A FUEL TANK FOR A SEX MACHINE

            guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:18 | X
          • I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

            unfortunately it's buddha

            colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:22 | X
            • Would people wearing this tshirt appreciate

              someone pointing out that the Buddha isn't a god? Can I get a tshirt that points this out?

              amnuck @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:25 | X
              • I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

                FORTUNATELY IT'S NOT BUDDHA BECAUSE BUDDHA ISN'T A FUCKING GOD

                prunes @amnuck | 29 Jul '10, 15:40 | X
          • ^THE MAN

            VTHE LEGEND

            shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:32 | X
            • .

              http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4263476#r5493768

              colon_closed_bracket @shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:35 | X
              • ah figs.

                shucks @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:39 | X
          • i saw one on a fat guy that said

            'preparing for famine', but i quite enjoyed it so it has no place in this thread.

            j0hn | 29 Jul '10, 15:32 | X
            • I like it when fat people wear those tops that say 'I beat anorexia!'

              meowington @j0hn | 29 Jul '10, 15:34 | X
              colon_closed_bracket this'd this
          • DRUNK? Free breathalyzer test.

            Blow here
            |
            |
            |
            V

            (anything that points down to your willy is an instant winner in a womans eyes)

            meowington | 29 Jul '10, 15:33 | X
            • WANT

              blaaast @meowington | 29 Jul '10, 15:55 | X
          • Hey guys, check out my new shirt

            it says 'Reggae Hairstyle Rock And Roll'. Could I be more Japanese?

            mac_daddy | 29 Jul '10, 15:37 | X
            • Heard a great one recently

              An old Japanese woman wearing a t-shirt with some random English on it, just because it's the done thing. It read: I'M SO HORNY, EVEN THE CRACK OF DAWN ISN'T SAFE.

              84joe @mac_daddy | 29 Jul '10, 15:45 | X
          • my boyfriend owns a 'save water, drink beer' shirt

            fortunately, it's in russian

            tiramisu | 29 Jul '10, 15:37 | X
          • MAKE POVERTY HISTORY

            most ridiculous of all

            prunes | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
            • I <3 YOUR MUM

              colon_closed_bracket @prunes | 29 Jul '10, 15:43 | X
              • I FACEBOOKED YOUR MUM

                shucks @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:48 | X
            • I saw "MAKE POETRY HISTORY" in Brick Lane the other day.

              I quite liked it.

              hip_young_gunslinger @prunes | 29 Jul '10, 16:14 | X
          • BOMB DISPOSAL - SEE ME RUNNING, TRY AND KEEP UP

            shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
          • Hackney Conservatives

            http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/02/article-0-08F9D01D000005DC-970_468x402.jpg

            TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
            • :'D

              twentynine @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:42 | X
              Antelope, colon_closed_bracket, and joeymahone this'd this
            • whoever that guy is, ultimate subversion points to him

              also, why is the singer from the national there?

              yes_ @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:46 | X
              • nah that's samantha cameron

                colon_closed_bracket @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 15:58 | X
              • "whoever that guy is..."

                Why, it's the man himself. Our very own Incapacitant / Gerogerigegegegegegegegege / CG

                TheWza @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
                • sorry i knew i was being subversive

                  looks like the subverser has become the subvertee

                  yes_ @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 16:06 | X
                  • http://audiokitty.posterous.com/hackneys-response-to-the-latest-tory-poster-c

                    Goofle @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 17:14 | X
                • "When did we find out"

                  I don't know, but I was shocked. SHOCKED. As shocked as I was when I saw that bit in The Wrong Trousers where the penguin takes the rubber glove off its head and IT'S NOT A CHICKEN AFTER ALL

                  joeymahone @_morrissey | 29 Jul '10, 18:19 | X
                  umlaut_ampersand this'd this
                  • someone needs to poke him with a needle

                    before he floats away.

                    Heliotrope @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 22:36 | X
                  • Sorry guys these slogans are brilliant and it would be great if somebody made a t shirt of them

                    but they're just not subversive enough for me.

                    yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 15:49 | X
                    • Did anyone ever watch The Colbert Report during the run up to the last election?

                      Talking to 'students' wearing VOTE McCAIN t-shirts ironically, who got confused and ending up voting McCain.

                      DaveMK @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
                  • YOU SMELY NICE

                    twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 15:53 | X
                    • IF U KNO WOT IM SAYIN' (BATTY)

                      shucks @twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 16:17 | X
                      thewarn this'd this
                  • more than the above ridiculous t-shirts

                    i hate the t-shirts they sell in duffer (etc) that look innocent but are actually c(h)ock-full of crap innuendo. For example "Spread Eagle Golf Club, Morning Wood"... but set out like one of those faux-vintage t-shirts (which, in themselves are crap).

                    i fucking hate clothes.

                    colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:54 | X
                  • I don't really mind those kind of t-shirts

                    because I'm still scarred from the No Fear t-shirt craze of a few years ago.

                    Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:00 | X
                    • Global Hypercolor*

                      twentynine @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:02 | X
                    • KNOCK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK

                      No Fear

                      colon_closed_bracket @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:02 | X
                    • I work with someone with the no fear logo tattooed on his arm.

                      We are very different people.

                      Greebynog @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 20:54 | X
                  • threadless.com smash

                    colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
                  • (downwards arrow) IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

                    and

                    (smiling 1950s beer commercial man holding knife) YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER*

                    *I like that one

                    ashstreath85 | 29 Jul '10, 16:05 | X
                    • my french tutor last year who was super punk came in with a jumper on that said

                      "IN CASE OF ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SEVER THE HEAD" then a picture of a chainsaw
                      then it got hot so he took of his jumper to reveal that t shirt

                      thing was he was really timid and nice. guess he just got all of his murderous tendencies out the way through his clothing.

                      yes_ @ashstreath85 | 29 Jul '10, 16:07 | X
                  • MY OTHER TSHIRT IS CLEAN

                    TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 16:49 | X
                    • It doesn't make sense!

                      Would it be safe for a ferrari to be fitted with a child seat too? Madness.

                      TheSoundofBastards @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 17:10 | X
                      • What's the difference between a baby and a ferrari?

                        proslo @TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 21:09 | X
                        • balonz

                          inside-outside @proslo | 28 Jul '15, 17:57 | X
                    • My other t-shirt is funny

                      Goofle @TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 17:17 | X
                  • OLIVER REED KING OF THE HELLRAISERS MISSING IN ACTION

                    YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME

                    SOMETHING ABOUT PENGUINS LOL AND BADGERS TELLING ME TO COMMIT MURDER

                    DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF

                    shucks | 29 Jul '10, 17:48 | X
                    • I MAY BE FAT BUT

                      YOU ARE UGLY AND I CAN LOSE WEIGHT

                      (actually not too bad)

                      Jesus_Quintana @shucks | 29 Jul '10, 18:22 | X
                  • "MySpace or Yours?"

                    I saw that in Burtons recently.

                    wrightylew | 29 Jul '10, 18:21 | X
                  • I RAN OUT OF SICK DAYS

                    SO I CALLED IN DEAD

                    danger | 29 Jul '10, 21:12 | X
                  • Everything in this thread

                    is the reason I've found myself buying all my t-shirts at gigs instead of shops for the last 2 years.

                    Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Jul '10, 21:15 | X
                    • that's because you're so indie

                      Ryu_ @Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Jul '10, 22:44 | X
                  • ...

                    http://www.blueinc.co.uk/Catalogue/Category_1222_Mens_Comedy_Shirts.aspx

                    ...I work for this company.

                    minicab_adi | 29 Jul '10, 22:18 | X
                  • Anyone else confused as to why you'd go to Urban Outfitters to get work trousers?!

                    lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 22:27 | X
                    • He works in a gay bar.

                      moousee @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 22:40 | X
                    • this actually crossed my mind

                      considering the last time I went in there it was full of the kind of clothes they wear on skins.

                      wewerewerewolvesonce @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 23:02 | X
                    • I thought "I need some plain black trousers but wouldnt mind something with a cool fit"

                      NOTE: urban outfitters dont sell any trousers that arn't jeans or chinos.

                      yes_ @lemonbrickcombo | 30 Jul '10, 00:10 | X
                      • Go

                        to Topman

                        arara @yes_ | 30 Jul '10, 03:51 | X
                        • 2 indie

                          fuck_this_band @arara | 30 Jul '10, 08:41 | X
                  • Amateur Gynecologist At Your Cervix.

                    russtyeh | 29 Jul '10, 23:13 | X
                  • http://projectkickass.com/3176/

                    skellywager | 30 Jul '10, 02:50 | X
                  • THE MAN

                    THE LEGEND

                    icouldwinarabbit | 30 Jul '10, 04:33 | X
                  • On a train once

                    I saw a bloke with a jacket on with the slogan :

                    "I'm Going To Fuck You So Hard You Won't Have A Cunt Left"

                    I really wanted to hurt him.

                    Strangely enough, the off duty policeman sat opposite me took the same view and told him to take it off.

                    He refused and there was a paddywagon waiting for him at Bedford station.

                    I like to think he is still in a cell there being regularly beaten up by Gene Hunt.

                    CiderEagle | 30 Jul '10, 08:29 | X
                  • people who go to a shop called urban outfitters

                    creakyknees | 28 Jul '15, 21:25 | X
                  • All those t-shirts with scantily clad lasses on

                    As a 13 year old boy, I'd feel considerably embarrassed to have that on my bedroom wall, I can't understand how grown men can leave the house with them emblazoned on their torsos.

                    BringYourOwnWine | 28 Jul '15, 21:57 | X
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