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I went to urban outfitters yesterday to get some trousers for work and they were selling a t shirt that said "I wear slogan t shirts because I can't think for myself". Who would actually think this was clever?

yes_ [Edit] [Delete] 114 replies 13:21, 29 July '10

I just walked out.

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WHO?!

yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 13:21 | X
who.?

yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 14:52 | X
heh heh

perfect replacement for my threadworn "beauty is in eye of the beerholder" t shirt.

thnx

zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:54 | X
- My
  
  "If I told ya, that I loved ya, would ya suck my plums?" also needs replacing
  
  Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:56 | X
  - Did you replace it?
    
    umlaut_ampersand @Balonz | 28 Jul '15, 16:50 | X
- http://api.ning.com/files/UtmAmLRQwHg-04lqyFDGPXBwL4T*-YusrqCBcZ-QDr7xPqNbxiA9*-nUTpsmBBIVIOHd1RRmGvEdrImglDTIJfbbpKoly0Po/beholder.jpg
  
  TheoGB @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jul '10, 14:57 | X
I don't think you get it

Balonz | 29 Jul '10, 14:55 | X

Ryu_ this'd this
people who

colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 14:56 | X
I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 14:58 | X
ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR

guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 14:58 | X
I want to break something

amnuck @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:18 | X
^^^ THE MAN

VVV THE LEGEND

colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:01 | X
pretty clever imo

manbearpig | 29 Jul '10, 15:05 | X
DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

Ugh.

More embarrassingly, my mother owns a tshirt with that on.

twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 15:05 | X
- Your Mum sounds cool
  
  and probably about my age also 8=)
  
  CiderEagle @twentynine | 30 Jul '10, 08:22 | X
LAD

DaveMK @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
last one

rawr.

twentynine @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:15 | X
the last guy does not look like he'd make good babies

meowington @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
that last guy looks like prof_kitsch

Dicko @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 17:24 | X
- DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE
  
  AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
  
  pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 15:06 | X
  - wow you and twentynine have the same t-shirt
    
    colon_closed_bracket @pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
    - Or the same embarrassing mother.
      
      Or is PeeVee twentynine's mum?
      
      TheoGB @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
      
      pretty_vacant this'd this
      - :D
        
        colon_closed_bracket @TheoGB | 29 Jul '10, 15:11 | X
        
        joeymahone and CiderEagle this'd this
  - My mate has that t-shirt.
    
    He's gay.
    
    IRONY OR SOMETHING.
    
    lostmynarrative @pretty_vacant | 29 Jul '10, 18:05 | X
- SEX AND DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS
  
  colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:06 | X
- I saw a guy once wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of a stripper on it and the text "I support single mothers"
  
  Never have I wanted to hurt someone more. But it was a really sunny day, the shirt was black and he was a larger lad, so I figured he looked as rank as he ever would so I let him be.
  
  guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:08 | X
  - Just saw that one yesterday.
    
    Funny times.
    
    theShipment @guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 22:06 | X
- NO ONE KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN
  
  LIQUOR IN THE FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR
  
  ring_tailed_lemur | 29 Jul '10, 15:09 | X
- INSTANT IDIOT, JUST ADD BEER!!!
  
  A mate of mine was trying to describe this one to me, but got a little mixed up and said 'instand drunk, just add water!!'
  
  deadonthestairs | 29 Jul '10, 15:09 | X
- FBI
  
  Female Body Inspector
  
  colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:10 | X
  - TOKYO 1968
    
    monpot | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
  - IF FOUND, RETURN TO THE PUB
    
    guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:13 | X
    - I recently saw someone with Down's Syndrome wearing that t-shirt
      
      he didn't look like much of a drinker.
      
      moribund @guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
      - :D, but only if it's the former.
        
        Otherwise, :(
        
        lostmynarrative @The_Incapacitant | 29 Jul '10, 18:06 | X
      - DESTINED FOR GREATNESS
        
        BUT PACING MYSELF
        
        hip_young_gunslinger | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
      - WILLS
        
        TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 15:16 | X
        
        amnuck and wisdom this'd this
      - IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY, IT'S A FUEL TANK FOR A SEX MACHINE
        
        guntrip | 29 Jul '10, 15:18 | X
      - I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD
        
        unfortunately it's buddha
        
        colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:22 | X
        
        Would people wearing this tshirt appreciate
        
        someone pointing out that the Buddha isn't a god? Can I get a tshirt that points this out?
        
        amnuck @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:25 | X
        
        I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD
        
        FORTUNATELY IT'S NOT BUDDHA BECAUSE BUDDHA ISN'T A FUCKING GOD
        
        prunes @amnuck | 29 Jul '10, 15:40 | X
      - ^THE MAN
        
        VTHE LEGEND
        
        shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:32 | X
        
        .
        
        http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4263476#r5493768
        
        colon_closed_bracket @shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:35 | X
        
        ah figs.
        
        shucks @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:39 | X
      - i saw one on a fat guy that said
        
        'preparing for famine', but i quite enjoyed it so it has no place in this thread.
        
        j0hn | 29 Jul '10, 15:32 | X
        
        I like it when fat people wear those tops that say 'I beat anorexia!'
        
        meowington @j0hn | 29 Jul '10, 15:34 | X
        
        colon_closed_bracket this'd this
      - DRUNK? Free breathalyzer test.
        
        Blow here
        |
        |
        |
        V
        
        (anything that points down to your willy is an instant winner in a womans eyes)
        
        meowington | 29 Jul '10, 15:33 | X
        
        WANT
        
        blaaast @meowington | 29 Jul '10, 15:55 | X
      - Hey guys, check out my new shirt
        
        it says 'Reggae Hairstyle Rock And Roll'. Could I be more Japanese?
        
        mac_daddy | 29 Jul '10, 15:37 | X
        
        Heard a great one recently
        
        An old Japanese woman wearing a t-shirt with some random English on it, just because it's the done thing. It read: I'M SO HORNY, EVEN THE CRACK OF DAWN ISN'T SAFE.
        
        84joe @mac_daddy | 29 Jul '10, 15:45 | X
      - my boyfriend owns a 'save water, drink beer' shirt
        
        fortunately, it's in russian
        
        tiramisu | 29 Jul '10, 15:37 | X
      - MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
        
        most ridiculous of all
        
        prunes | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
        
        I <3 YOUR MUM
        
        colon_closed_bracket @prunes | 29 Jul '10, 15:43 | X
        
        I FACEBOOKED YOUR MUM
        
        shucks @colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:48 | X
        
        I saw "MAKE POETRY HISTORY" in Brick Lane the other day.
        
        I quite liked it.
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @prunes | 29 Jul '10, 16:14 | X
      - BOMB DISPOSAL - SEE ME RUNNING, TRY AND KEEP UP
        
        shucks | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
      - Hackney Conservatives
        
        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/02/article-0-08F9D01D000005DC-970_468x402.jpg
        
        TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:41 | X
        
        :'D
        
        twentynine @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:42 | X
        
        Antelope, colon_closed_bracket, and joeymahone this'd this
        
        whoever that guy is, ultimate subversion points to him
        
        also, why is the singer from the national there?
        
        yes_ @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 15:46 | X
        
        nah that's samantha cameron
        
        colon_closed_bracket @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 15:58 | X
        
        "whoever that guy is..."
        
        Why, it's the man himself. Our very own Incapacitant / Gerogerigegegegegegegegege / CG
        
        TheWza @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
        
        sorry i knew i was being subversive
        
        looks like the subverser has become the subvertee
        
        yes_ @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 16:06 | X
        
        http://audiokitty.posterous.com/hackneys-response-to-the-latest-tory-poster-c
        
        Goofle @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 17:14 | X
        
        "When did we find out"
        
        I don't know, but I was shocked. SHOCKED. As shocked as I was when I saw that bit in The Wrong Trousers where the penguin takes the rubber glove off its head and IT'S NOT A CHICKEN AFTER ALL
        
        joeymahone @_morrissey | 29 Jul '10, 18:19 | X
        
        umlaut_ampersand this'd this
        
        someone needs to poke him with a needle
        
        before he floats away.
        
        Heliotrope @TheWza | 29 Jul '10, 22:36 | X
        
        Sorry guys these slogans are brilliant and it would be great if somebody made a t shirt of them
        
        but they're just not subversive enough for me.
        
        yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 15:49 | X
        
        Did anyone ever watch The Colbert Report during the run up to the last election?
        
        Talking to 'students' wearing VOTE McCAIN t-shirts ironically, who got confused and ending up voting McCain.
        
        DaveMK @yes_ | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
        
        YOU SMELY NICE
        
        twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 15:53 | X
        
        IF U KNO WOT IM SAYIN' (BATTY)
        
        shucks @twentynine | 29 Jul '10, 16:17 | X
        
        thewarn this'd this
        
        more than the above ridiculous t-shirts
        
        i hate the t-shirts they sell in duffer (etc) that look innocent but are actually c(h)ock-full of crap innuendo. For example "Spread Eagle Golf Club, Morning Wood"... but set out like one of those faux-vintage t-shirts (which, in themselves are crap).
        
        i fucking hate clothes.
        
        colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 15:54 | X
        
        I don't really mind those kind of t-shirts
        
        because I'm still scarred from the No Fear t-shirt craze of a few years ago.
        
        Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:00 | X
        
        Global Hypercolor*
        
        twentynine @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:02 | X
        
        KNOCK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK
        
        No Fear
        
        colon_closed_bracket @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 16:02 | X
        
        I work with someone with the no fear logo tattooed on his arm.
        
        We are very different people.
        
        Greebynog @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jul '10, 20:54 | X
        
        threadless.com smash
        
        colon_closed_bracket | 29 Jul '10, 16:03 | X
        
        (downwards arrow) IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
        
        and
        
        (smiling 1950s beer commercial man holding knife) YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER*
        
        *I like that one
        
        ashstreath85 | 29 Jul '10, 16:05 | X
        
        my french tutor last year who was super punk came in with a jumper on that said
        
        "IN CASE OF ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SEVER THE HEAD" then a picture of a chainsaw
        then it got hot so he took of his jumper to reveal that t shirt
        
        thing was he was really timid and nice. guess he just got all of his murderous tendencies out the way through his clothing.
        
        yes_ @ashstreath85 | 29 Jul '10, 16:07 | X
        
        MY OTHER TSHIRT IS CLEAN
        
        TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 16:49 | X
        
        It doesn't make sense!
        
        Would it be safe for a ferrari to be fitted with a child seat too? Madness.
        
        TheSoundofBastards @georgiabeth | 29 Jul '10, 17:10 | X
        
        What's the difference between a baby and a ferrari?
        
        proslo @TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 21:09 | X
        
        balonz
        
        inside-outside @proslo | 28 Jul '15, 17:57 | X
        
        My other t-shirt is funny
        
        Goofle @TheSoundofBastards | 29 Jul '10, 17:17 | X
        
        OLIVER REED KING OF THE HELLRAISERS MISSING IN ACTION
        
        YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME
        
        SOMETHING ABOUT PENGUINS LOL AND BADGERS TELLING ME TO COMMIT MURDER
        
        DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF
        
        shucks | 29 Jul '10, 17:48 | X
        
        I MAY BE FAT BUT
        
        YOU ARE UGLY AND I CAN LOSE WEIGHT
        
        (actually not too bad)
        
        Jesus_Quintana @shucks | 29 Jul '10, 18:22 | X
        
        "MySpace or Yours?"
        
        I saw that in Burtons recently.
        
        wrightylew | 29 Jul '10, 18:21 | X
        
        I RAN OUT OF SICK DAYS
        
        SO I CALLED IN DEAD
        
        danger | 29 Jul '10, 21:12 | X
        
        Everything in this thread
        
        is the reason I've found myself buying all my t-shirts at gigs instead of shops for the last 2 years.
        
        Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Jul '10, 21:15 | X
        
        that's because you're so indie
        
        Ryu_ @Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Jul '10, 22:44 | X
        
        ...
        
        http://www.blueinc.co.uk/Catalogue/Category_1222_Mens_Comedy_Shirts.aspx
        
        ...I work for this company.
        
        minicab_adi | 29 Jul '10, 22:18 | X
        
        Anyone else confused as to why you'd go to Urban Outfitters to get work trousers?!
        
        lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 22:27 | X
        
        He works in a gay bar.
        
        moousee @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 22:40 | X
        
        this actually crossed my mind
        
        considering the last time I went in there it was full of the kind of clothes they wear on skins.
        
        wewerewerewolvesonce @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Jul '10, 23:02 | X
        
        I thought "I need some plain black trousers but wouldnt mind something with a cool fit"
        
        NOTE: urban outfitters dont sell any trousers that arn't jeans or chinos.
        
        yes_ @lemonbrickcombo | 30 Jul '10, 00:10 | X
        
        Go
        
        to Topman
        
        arara @yes_ | 30 Jul '10, 03:51 | X
        
        2 indie
        
        fuck_this_band @arara | 30 Jul '10, 08:41 | X
        
        Amateur Gynecologist At Your Cervix.
        
        russtyeh | 29 Jul '10, 23:13 | X
        
        http://projectkickass.com/3176/
        
        skellywager | 30 Jul '10, 02:50 | X
        
        THE MAN
        
        THE LEGEND
        
        icouldwinarabbit | 30 Jul '10, 04:33 | X
        
        On a train once
        
        I saw a bloke with a jacket on with the slogan :
        
        "I'm Going To Fuck You So Hard You Won't Have A Cunt Left"
        
        I really wanted to hurt him.
        
        Strangely enough, the off duty policeman sat opposite me took the same view and told him to take it off.
        
        He refused and there was a paddywagon waiting for him at Bedford station.
        
        I like to think he is still in a cell there being regularly beaten up by Gene Hunt.
        
        CiderEagle | 30 Jul '10, 08:29 | X
        
        people who go to a shop called urban outfitters
        
        creakyknees | 28 Jul '15, 21:25 | X
        
        All those t-shirts with scantily clad lasses on
        
        As a 13 year old boy, I'd feel considerably embarrassed to have that on my bedroom wall, I can't understand how grown men can leave the house with them emblazoned on their torsos.
        
        BringYourOwnWine | 28 Jul '15, 21:57 | X

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