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Fire alarms.
They've testing the fire alarms in our office, but something obviously went wrong because they've been going for about 15 minutes. Interesting, there are two separate sirens which are slightly out of sync, so it's not unlike a quite enjoyable Steve Reich piece.
Last time the fire alarm properly went off, I was taking a shit and missed the registration. My boss thought I might have burning to death, when really I was just upset I'd wasted an ideal skiving opportunity.
What are your fire alarm stories?