Just had a call from the wife, she's bashed the car again. We've had said car for 5 years, she's now crashed it 5 times. Only minor bumps you understand, but still, thats 5 times more than I've wanged it.
Where can I get a big rubber ring to go around the outside, because blatantly she should only be allowed to drive bumper cars.
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