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Which are the worst?
I actually do. Lots.
AND HE WAS STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAD LOCKED HER IN A CAGE I SAID STOP STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND AND HE SAID NO ITS A FREE COUNTRY CHIEF THEN HE TOOK A POO ON THE FLOOR AND DRAGGED HIS BUM ACCROSS THE CARPET TO CLEAN HIS BUMHOLE CHEEKY BLOODY GYPOS
Wanted to get rid of the old oven a few years ago when we moved in but the landlord didn't want to drive to the scrap yard/tip. So we put it in the yard overnight, next day it was gone.
Now my bedroom looks down onto the yard and the alley way that runs alongside of it, I'm always having a nosey down there at people who pass and I don't sleep much so I hear what's going on through the night. I don't see anyone climbing up our wall to have a look into our yard EVER....
Monday night my housemate wanted rid of his broken cross trainer, the landlord was like 'nah, not going the tip, just put it in the yard, it'll go'. Next morning it was gone :)
Didn't hear a thing despite being up most of Monday night. Who does it? How do they know? Is it junk fairies?!
Never seen one except in cartoons and 'nature' programmes. They are a myth invented by the tourist board, come see our mythical creatures, they're blind and cute and leave little holes everywhere but you'll never actually see one.
I have issues with moles.
There was a guy having a huge argument under my window last night about how his mate is a mong with anger issues. It was exciting.
I've got a ska punk cover of this by Big D and the Kids Table.