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Mine would be slimmer, so I could loose the beard. This is a girly thread right?
lazer beam eyes
ability to emit toxic steam from my ears
reduce puffiness around eyes
lose those tell tale crows feet (what late night?)
I thought you would have gone for a less bulbous nose or change those pixelated, rapist eyes or maybe less greasy skin or opt for normal ears.
or my nose.
Do I mean this? No. I'm not the greatest fan of my chin. I'd prefer a big protruding, manly chin, as I think it would be helpful in negotiations. As it is, I fear I look a bit chinless and girly. I also think I have an inoffensive nose. I HATE THIS. I'd much rather have a glorious, celebrated-or-reviled hooter like streisand, than be unremarkable. Thank God I'm doe-eyed, really, otherwise i'd probably stab myself in the face.
I'd like a smile less like wallace's
basically. If that's 'feminine good looks', you can stick it.
Dunno if it was to do with your chinny chinaroo.
Do I scare you?
No way, I can't believe this! (scout, tristan, martin, xylo, Cat and gowman to thread please, for back-up that I'm not a scary Mary).
in a pleasant unagressive way!
If only I'd had the opportunity to wear a brace for 18 months at high school, and a retainer after that for another 6 months, I might have nice teeth.
What's that? I *did* do all that? And my teeth are *worse* than they were before? Well, gee, thanks Dr. Chewitt. Thanks a fucking bunch.
but the James Bond kind of x-ray, not the proper kind.
I'd make them not stick out
It's a bit of a problem at the moment.
Do I Luk Lik A SExi maMI?
I always feel like I have too much face
dont provoke them
Except perhaps that I'd put a spliff in it. In my mouth, not wholly inside my face. And not permanently.
I just fancy a spliff.
that skin that some people have that is flawless, tiny pores, glows and has no spots/blemishes. My skin is shit and prone to blackheads no matter what i do, great skin i didnt ever have to worry about would be amazing!
Aside from that maybe a slightly thinner penker and my eyebrows to not be so dangerously close to a monobrow
i wouldnt mind a voice that was more like alan rickman......or sean bean
I'd like good teeth.
I'd like to be able to grow a decent beard.
Apart from that it's fine.
but i've been told (it could be lies) that im alright at kissing so wouldn't want to muck that up.
would never get any lip injections anyway, they look terrible.
bigger eyes would be nice but i wouldn't want to do anything that makes me not look like me anymore.
learn to love what you got innit