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you sound stupid.
that's rhondda valley isn't it?
makes you sound like the dwarf in Twin Peaks.
with a skipping rope
i cant ride a bike
I started fooling around with this Guy … He’s artistic,Funny,intelligent :) BUT he has a small Dick!! Also he has a bad temper, Not only that but a Ugly nose! Also he’s homeless because his parents kicked him out… Why am I still doing this with him? I know that we can probably never Actually Fuck or Date because it won’t satisfiy Me!-ITBEYOU
I would love to spend my night curled up in the strong arms of a man, with candles being the only light in the room and Incubus playing from my stereo.
But I can’t really complain, 2 out 3 ain’t bad.
Jack. I need you. yes. you. its me. you know where to find me.
I made my boyfriend jizz in his pants. I am so proud. =)
I wish the real people I meet would think I’m as cool as the ones I meet on chatroulette do.
I pooped down a pipe; I was twelve. The pipe was on top of my old sixth grade class. The teacher and I were less than buddies. Much less. I am almost thirty now. Hope that shit still stinks Miss Ondrejka.
I miss you like crazy.
I wish we could hang out,
the old days.
But we will have to wait,
And see if we are together,
When i come back to tipton.
I love you and you know it.
Your the one for me.
And no one else.
I’ve never really been a fan of Cher. I couldn’t be happier however that you got me listening to BELIEVE. I think you knew one day I would need it. Thank you M.R.A. !!
The song and the video gets me everytime, This is my curse, killswitch Engage. I love you.
THIS! IS! MY! CUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It’s been over five months, but I still sing “You Oughtta Know” into my hairbrush and pretend I’m singing it to you.
I remember some girl at uni claiming passionately that no man could ever get that song and it was personal to women and about how men treated them. I didn't agree and then I met her boyfriend and he was a good looking piece of shit with an ego the size of a house and I understood. I hope for her sake she's grown out of dating idiots...
I totally hate my neighbor! He’s a genuinely nice fellow, but i hate him. I’m jealous of him. I want to fuck his wife, drive his car, and be a good guy… But I’m not a good guy, I’m an asshole! That’s why i took a shit, and stuffed it in his mail box!
if i had a cellphone i would program your heartbeat as the ringtone.
can i cum on your face now?
I cried and gave them back at the end of the day. My life of crime was short lived.
I can only thaw the black ice on the heart of a paedo.
I miss my Beast.
Here you go, it took me two tries to find it for you...
Unfortunately I can't look at it at work as it's blocked for 'Profanity'.
Every night whilst you are asleep I sneak into the bathroom and pee a little into your contact lense container.
I also put my cock in your cup of tea a couple of times, just for the lols.
I used to have sex with a misogynist who thought he was God’s gift to women except he also hated them, he was my fuck buddy. And he had the smallest penis I had ever seen. I would talk a lot of shit to him during sex, make him cum inside of me, then kick him out. My boyfriend at the time would wait outside and when he saw him leave, he would come in and fuck me with all the other guys cum in me. It made him cum damn hard, which was hard for any girl to do. It made me real proud of myself. That was 2 years ago. I REALLY wish I could remember what it feels like to be sooo damn horny.
My vag smelled like cookies.
not her dead dog