...we're blates ready for the daily bad boy, so here goes.
Mancini's relentless tapping up of fernando torres continues. Somtehing about class. Elsewhere in manchester, £25m-flop Jo scores in a friendly, ballotelli for £24, and ireland hates the gaffer
Ferdinand's out for a further 6 weeks
Drogba needs surgery
Woodgate needs surgery and a new body and then he'll still probably be forced to retire
Djembe djembe to west brom
Hooper to Celtic
Beckham to west ham