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Obama to be a Mama.
These might be the only two that work. If not, GO!!!
srsly can't stop
...after sex change to become a MAN!
said the 31 years old sometime 33-24-35 model who more recently has been a keen Polo player and motorsport enthusiast. Ex-husband, internet entrepreneur Aidan Butler has declined to comment.
I know that is all spelt wrong
Damien Duff's wife expecting twins
said the 32 years old MBE and sometime T4 presenter who more recently has launched a new venture called Politics & The City. Brother Sam, an actor and host of MTV's Yo Momma, and sister Becky have declined to comment.
I'd put one in here
Aimee Mann has baby boy.
but the details are vague to us.
(yeah, I'm not too busy today)
said the 36 years old sometime Volver, Girl of Your Dreams and Woman on Top actress, and daughter of Eduardo Cruz, a retailer and auto mechanic. Ex-husband and all-round nutter Tom Cruise has declined to comment.
said the 22 years old Metamorphosis (yes, reslly!) singer, sometime True Women (yes, reslly!) & Perfect Man (yes, reslly!) actress, and Nutcracker Suite (yes, reslly!) ballet dancer, who more recently has starred in a public service announcement to prevent youth from using anti-LGBT vocabulary, such as the phrase "That's so Gay". Singer Aaron Carter, who left Duff for Lindsay Lohan, but soon broke up with Lohan and resumed dating Duff, declined to comment.
Having said that, it's probably a mistake to be posting in this thread at all.
Doing a child-poo
But he was one of the few.
really excited cos..........
Hayley Cropper is about to drop her
I think I'm having a breakdown. I'm going to have to retire.
Must be posting on Mumsnet.
(works best when done in a drunken voice)