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OMG HE IS SO DREAMY
now you go.
no progress as such, though.
I wasn't talking about you.
"youre quite nice"
the way she stands in front of the mirror naked and covers her chest with her arms and shrugs her shoulders towards her head and flicks her hair.
the way she speaks english with a french accent.
the fact she's so curious about everything and probably the most open-minded person I've yet met.
eh eh WINK WINK
man up Phil.
Don't be so uncouth.
that doesn't work.
"the way she stands in front of the mirror naked and covers her chest with her arms and shrugs her shoulders towards her head and flicks her hair."
PUT THE BINOCULARS AWAY
how many arms does she have?
Two. Crossed arms, covering chest, shoulders hunched, hair flicked using neck.
BUT IT'S REALLY CUTE OK, LIKE SOMETHING FROM A SIXTIES FASHION PHOTOGRAPH
I WANT TO RIP THEM OUT HIS LOVELY SOCKETS AND WEAR THEM AS EARRINGS.
where other people can see it and know my true feelings?
Sorry. Just constantly thinking about myself, again.
and she always smiles at me when I walk by but not just with her mouth but with her eyes, with her whole body...
and she's always wearing the most immaculately cute Summer dress but never the same one twice...
So to speak.
I just see them every day
these are private thoughts.
I was a member of the Guardian dating site for 3 days. I never went on a date.
And I'm not going to taint any potential ''conquest'' by airing it on a public forum. I never really discuss objects of my desire (bar, celebrities) on here. I genuinely like to keep it close.
But seriously...I hate the thought of it being sullied by internet exposure.
The kiss'n'cry tale is Michael's schtick. Mine is hating women, and then talking about spunk to cloak the tears.
YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT
Got make me an egg.
THE JOKE IS THAT MICHAEL IS THE PERSON YOU FANCY AND AS SUCH YOU WOULD SAY THOSE THINGS TO HIM IN A THREAD DEDICATED TO SAYING THINGS ABOUT THE PERSON YOU FANCY
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. I'm really not in the mood for DiS ''banter''.
You'll be my bridemaids.
Actually...whiterussian can be the font for the babies christening.
that water is unholy
Right at the moment, I'm shaping up for a lonely old time.
I'll put in a good word.
a battle that could genuinely create the most epic music known to man
Don't like big feet, they remind me of gammon.
I reckon I might stick with her.
shame I'm going to peak at such a tender age
when you get older you'll realise she wasn't really that hot - if you've never had a hot meal before even a bowl of lukewarm gruel can seem like manna from heaven
she is extremely pretty. and filthy as well. which is cool.
Very attractive young lady.
case in point: went on Saturday night, she was super fucked when the rest of my friends and I were just really quite drunk, had to awkwardly grind on her to Bigmouth Strikes Again and Blue Monday, while trying to keep her from falling over
sounds a lot more fun than it was at the time
To be honest...I can;t imagine grinding full stop.
but wait til someone points her to this thread.
Well, karma has to exist sometimes, right?
she sends me nudes.
I take her to see Hot Chip on her half-term, I wake up the next morning getting a blowjob.
SUCK IT UP BITCHEZ
like I've been transported into some strange indie reality where all the things I used to dream/wank over come to fruition
I'm sure before too long I'll blow it
that was mean - forget I said it
but y'know 'If you can't keep your secrets to yourself you're not satisfied' as a man once said
Should probably have said yesterday when you would have read it. Oh well.
that why she is 'single' on Facebook?
I found her profile using a nifty tool.
otherwise - pretty girl, nice work. I'd definitely have sex with her. With your permission obviously. maybe we can sort out a menage, I'll pm you later :D
that url could have had hilarious results
her eyes are like pools of forever that i could never get bored of looking into.
her hands are warm and small and i like to clasp them tightly
her hair smells of the nicest smell ever
her back curves in a way that makes my hand shiver everytime i touch it, and it's so smooth itslike stroking warm milk haha
her wheezy laugh reminds me of mutley.
her glasses are so hawt and increase her eyes a million times.
argh, i hate being smitten. :/ brings out the worst in me.
She has a biblical nose. She wears loose fitting rave attire and always seems dressed to bounce.
I am literally in awe
It's genuinely the best I've ever felt about a girl...well, best and worst...everything that goes with it.
I'd say best. The worst will come later.
And this part is already doing my fucking head in.
is most unbecoming.
Her eyes are too big
She has tiny beadle-esque hands
I wish she'd change her shampoo
I think she may have abnormal curvature of the spine
Her laugh is driving me insane - why do you never carry your ventolin???
Her eyes are too big AND she weares glasses - what was i thinking.
and he has a very good drinks cabinet, makes having coffee at a nice cafe part of his daily routine and makes me go to gigs again
this all seems comparatively rubbish to the betty blue stuff on the rest of the thread...
i mean i barely know him, i think he'd be terrified if i was minutely observing his every habit and documenting his every twitch
did he like your mixtape?
...he said he did, anyway
he's probably not a keeper.
It's like Mr Benn in a fleshy Parka waving between your thighs.
ampm's right though - she should go for one of the real men on DiS who know the value of a penis
featuring Phillip Glass.
my concentration is all over the shop. The sentiment was there.
Doesn't happen very often, I've noticed. Many a time girls seem to talk about them like something that has to be put up with for the sake of a relationship.
They never talk about the good ones.
Too busy complaining to see the beaut in the world all around them. Or poking them in the back in bed.
A fair cop, right?
Did old breakfast fall out the folds?
Lovely girl, otherwise. But the flashbacks...
Oh dear, back to science 101 for you.
The other ones, that stick to cliffs. Basically shellfish with lots of flaps and that.
You get molluscs on cliffs, at the bottom, where the sea washes. Barnacles, limpets, mussels...loads of types really
When the tide's out and you check the pool at the bases of the cliffs. Molluscs, right?
The Men of DiS are all trying to out-intellectual each other, then a woman waltzes in and says she likes his penis (possibly) and stock of alcohol.
SWEEP THE STREETS
You make me want to be a better man, you bring out the best in me, I can't tell you how I feel, so I'll write it on a tree.
I want to rub lotion on it.
I think I might make an appreciation thread about him / Dads in general on the morro.
They slide off with ease.
gotta get me dem rayz mayn
imagine a young Winona Ryder if she was 6ft tall, but quite happy go lucky and Russian.
I may ask her out tomorrow. I've been told she likes me back. Score.
I like his hair when its fluffy
oh and he has nice tattoos which are just a bit of a turn on.
When Fred Durst goes
Romance Friday <3
Do I have to cry now?
but obviously i can't because he doesn't even know that i fancy him <///3
There is something to be said for forwardness, I guess.
TAKE IT TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
If they had a facebook page I would click "like"
and then I would post on their page
animal, wild, no rules sex!
I imagine something bringing a steel chair to the boudoir and Stone Cold Steve Austin interupting coitus to Stone Cold Stunner the referee
SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF
im too much a fan of food.
(i threw up a big in my mouth just typing 'bbz')
That's a big deal.
I can't believe you lied to me about your Ringo reverence.
And to find out about it on a piss-poor indie message board!
I know how to pick 'em.
you are it's knees
can i see you on tuesday please
he better not see this
One day I'll try this line on an unsuspecting. I bet its infallible.
I like the way you, look at me with those beautiful eyes,
I like the way you, act all surprised,
I like the way you, sing along,
I like the way you, always get it wrong,
I like the way you, clap your hands,
I like the way you, love to dance,
I like the way you, put your hands up in the air,
I like the way you, shake your hair,
I like the way you, like to touch,
I like the way you, stare so much,
But most of all
MOST OF ALL
DER NER NER NER NERDER NER NER NER NER
DER NER NER NER NER
DER NER NER NER NER
but also good
He made me smile
He made life worth living
He made everything seem so easy
And then he ripped my heart out and he won't stop playing with it
this has been one of the highlights of my year so far.
ugh. ugh. ugh.
but he'd talk to you about the libertines and do me bad things and shit...aaaaahhhh.
(and is he gay? i didn't know that/he edit top gear magazine)
hilarious that SCROTUM's girfriend is 'single' on facebook.
but leaving it til summer's over before deciding proper.
hilarious that SCROTUM's girlfriend is 'single' on facebook.
I like his hairy shoulders
i was looking up videos of your band on youtube today and one of the "related videos" was bright eyes - first day of my life. this is clearly a sign, now let's get it on.
make a wig out of your angelic hair and wear it in bed
i hope i don't scare you by staring at you allot when I think you're not looking.
Look, I know you go for model types being photographer, and you like skinny girls on the verge of death, but if you get fed up of that then please marry me and I will have your babies and cook for you everynight.
i love you
That's so cute, I think that's one of the nicest things someone can do. I don't care if people think it's cheesey! :D
she's intae it. This pleases me greatly.
Well in, arara.
I would like a progress report! And also the playlist.