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Pigeons of the world: you just made a very powerful enemy
After all these years of trying I've finally become the master of pigeons.
and looks disturbingly like one of those military shoulder pieces. I'm wondering if the sensible thing isn't to smear some on the other one and level things out like I've done it on purpose
the chap i worked with on the meat counter delighted in telling me that the night before he had copped off with a bird, headed back to hers and been made to crawl under a glass coffee table before she mounted it, squatted and delivered a brew
I've heard that variations on that story countless times about many people in many situations, but that's the first time I've heard it applied to the hirsute, behatted Black Country shouter. Yet that appears to be the widely accepted version. Is this the equivalent of going through life thinking it was Paul Weller's stomach that had to be pumped clean of semen?
I've only /ever/ heard it about Marc Almond (and Noddy for t'other one), but apparently ( http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp ) it's quite widespread, so I guess that's not so crazy.
It's the same principle, though - "paid to shit on top of glass coffee table" has existed in many forms.
And they all seem to rely on the glass coffee table trick as a way of not frightening off potential partners (ok, so I know lying under a table whilst somebody takesw a dump is in itself scary, but it could be worse!)
"...so yeah, been really busy at work. Now, how about you slide under that coffee table while I *cracks fingers* take a dump on it No need to worry - that would only be SIMULATING shitting on your face"
I regret this thread - I'm going to need a mind bleach after some of the images it's unleashed
IN MY EYE :(
(by a pigeon)
this isnt just an excuse for my sick rhymes, look
goddamned crow. i just heard a THUNK and assumed a child or monkey had thrown a stick at my foot.
The teacher cleaned it off, and then another bird shat on his head again. It was brilliant.