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i was just about to post something utterly hilarious in it and it disappeared.
there's a time and a place(nta) for these kind of puns...
this thread is labouring
before I foetally assault you
(I know, this is terrible. I am actually hanging my head in shame, you know).
that didn't go down too well
whatever the situation
mrs ccb was in the final stages of labour and the midwife was encouraging her along and said "come on, we're on the final stretch". At which point I said "stretch being the operative word". Mrs CCB took it pretty well but the midwife wasn't that impressed.
dump 'em" in it.
maybe that's why?
the last comment was ”are you sure the kid wasn’t yours?” or something. I was going to label that person a moron as obviously she may have noticed, i dunno, GIVING BIRTH to a child.