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In the moat! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html
Is this news? JGJug, 33 Falmouth
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
Shirley some sort of animal cruelty charge would be relevant as well?
We've already had the clusterfuck of a animal rape thread on DiS.
Why the name change?
WTF, straight outta Pink Flamingoes!
maybe I'll read the thread next time before I post
Health & Saftey Incidents 3
Fire Evacuation 0
Dog Bumming / Rape 1
"This country's going to the dogs," a Daily Mail columnist said.
'Take it bitch'
but then i started thinking about the mechanics of it and now i feel queasy.
'The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.'
Rubbish. This story needs more water.
whats it playing at? poor dog.
regret it immediately
If the dog was a taxi. And they were running away from it rather than trying to have sex with it.
I bet that's why Meths hid behind his dustbin. He was just waiting for the poor bloke to get out of his cab before he pounced!
if i was having a threesome with a dog, the other person would definitely not be bamos.
Bamos is your man?
where have you been?
Work took me away for a while. And then we hired a new girl who took over half of my jobs as I thought I was going to die of exhaustion. So I have more free time now as I 'Manage' which means more time for DiS.
Which means I just oversea stuff now.
on a boat? In a moat?
You're one of those dog sexers aren't you?!
(Oversee.Oversee! Gah that was a massive typo fail)
with a fox?
in his sox
^ this joke was bought to you by the "10 minutes too late department"
I bin having sex with an immigrant.
No, where's your wheelie bin?
I wheelie bin having sex with a dog.
Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
'A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle'
Nice word. Just sayin.
What's been your favourite?
-Tranny dog sex
-MP duck house
It'll be like that time Eddie Izzard got caught messing a swarm of bees.
That dog could easily have belonged to one of my sister's classmates.
And what kind of sex it was.
And whether there was reach-around etc.
Just more details really.
When I say 'need to know', it's more 'would like to know' really.