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in praise of...Sudocrem
i'm not sure what i'd do without you old friend
you were there for the nappy rash, there for the cuts and scrapes, and you're still here for the spots and ingrowing hair niks when i've shaved...
...and god knows, if i ever get chilblains, you'll be there for that too.
what's that faint lavender smell? that's the smell of safety.
thank you.