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He honestly couldn't fathom why I'd not want to buy a JD Sports drawstring bag full of it at 1am.
if it was lamb chops or something, i'd probably have bought it.
He didn't look like a butcher to me. well, in the traditional sense of the word...
about how euphenism was like a cross between euphemism and euthenasia. Sorry.
Packs of bacon and chops of meat are pretty much the most popular things for skagheads and other n'erdowells to steal from shops because they're relatively small and easy to hide, relatively pricey, and aren;t security tagged (like booze or razors or whatever).
hence clap ham common.
But as a non-discerning meat lover I'd have taken the meat off him, sure. At the very least I could've made litres and litres of stock out of it.
I'd consider that exchange somewhat a meat and greet. BWAHAHA...
It's no more dangerous than if someone offered me a cheap stereo and there was a possibility it hadn't had its electrics checked in 5 years...
And plus I'd give it a sniff before purchasing. In 99% of cases your nose can detect whether something or not is going to give you food poisoning. If it smells fine, a little process called COOKING should sort the rest of it out...
People get food poisoning from cooked food all the time.
I wouldn't buy a dodgy stereo either! :D
I was just saying it's worth the risk. And plus - the worst food poisoning I've ever had is 2 days of bowl-breaking diarrhoea. Therefore, a little tester of the meat the next day would only have this as a consequence and, provided I didn't have any important social engagements, I'd happily take the 2 days off work to sit at home. Near a toilet.
It's a risk. But a risk worth taking.
That said, if cornered at 1am I don't think I'd think this deeply about it. Probably be more of a "nah you're alright mate" job, if I'm honest.
why is there no pork stock? Eh?
And, yes, you're right pork isn't one of the mainstream stocks, is it? I wonder if that's because pork is very rarely sold 'on the bone' meaning that it's just not a culturally accepted process to make stock out of it? WHO KNOWS...
...but an inaccurate one all the same. Shame.
precludes cooking marrow
you were all thinking this
what a load of tripe.
Bumbar — A Bosnian prepared dish where the tripe is stuffed with other cow parts. I know what i'm having for lunch.
if i go to the pub and don't get offered a bag of meat it's a surprise
Little slabs of meat that my friend gave me and which turned out to be butchered pets, and I'd been eating it whilst staying at his house. I ate several cats, a dog and a score of budgies. This is the first time in my life I've even contemplated going veggie.
But rarely literally.
Top clapham story. Girl comes up to me in club. Lifts up her leg to show me her foot. Not only has she no shoe on, there is a massive piece of glass protruding from it, and there is claret everything
Girl: [In a thick Aussie drawl] I GOT GLASS IN ME FOOT!
Me: JESUS CHRIST! Are you ok?
Girl: YEAH I'M FINE I AIN'T NO PUSSY POM BITCH!
Girl: SO ARE YA GONNA BUY ME A FARKING DRINK OR NOT?
I declined, but my flatmate ended up going back to hers
but then that's what happens when your nation's people all come from criminals
while she was bleeding from a wound?
he said he feared the worst when he woke up in blood stained sheets
was a bit sad ofr it earlier.
Shame on you
remember that thread you started about meat in carrier bags?
(I certainly don't.)
i know she's got irish roots so she might hang around pikey types
please be more sensitive in the future
Gio-Goi polo shirt
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