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one problem per customer, have to make it fair
do you have a degree?
you might be aiming too high and applying for jobs that you really have no relevant experience in. it sucks, but it's true.
you might not be trying hard enough. do you phone up every employer the day after you send off the application? do you go down there looking smart and enquire about your application?
you should 1. set some depressingly realistic goals and 2. follow up on them like it's a 50k a year job wanking into socks.
but in some places if you harass whoever you sent your application form to, they may end up getting annoyed with you.
they are all ropey looking
did you change your use name? because if my sleuthing skills are correct you are scottish. should've tried it! they look like silly bints.
that cannot be the best scotland has to offer...
if that is indeed what you study and i'm not confused.
I do give out quasi-legal advice for japes sometimes.
don't be fooled by megan's photoshopped and perfectly angled picture
layla has that 'fuck me on all fours behind dixons and pull my hair' look about her
my Godfather's son is going out with miss scotland 2007 (I think). She's ever so glamorous, if a little bit shiny and orange.
then fuck me, nuke us all tae fuck right now
we're not *all* munters
i thought your reaction meant you were taking it personally or something
they're just all erm
other circumstances i wouldn't comment on another woman's ugliness but this is for BEAUTY CONTEST so they're inviting comments really.
Or should I feel bad idk.
it's just an illustration of a scottish social trend that can be studied objectively. like buckfast or twee.
I have been attacked by two tonight. One fooled me into thinking it had flow away but scared the life out of me when I closed my wardrobe door to find it 2cm away from my face! The second one was sitting on my bath towel when I got out of the shower. Please tell me how I can repell them. I need help as they scare me with their crazy flying and browness.
glue their legs to a piece of wood
few hours later, they will fly off with the wood
this will work as a warning to the others
Like a threat to all the other moths out there....Stay away from me or i'll glue your legs to some wood! mwahaaaaa
i suppose keep trying at it. but don't be a dick DJ who is just doing it because he/she doesn't have the drive or ambition to actually be in a band.
be a DJ to get laid, to get into clubs for free and to step up to other, more worthwhile, musical opportunities.
How can I raise £10,800 ASAP?
you are a female looking to fuck for cash all day every day for a month or two
Or become some other kind of broker of goods. I'm sorry, I don't know. If I knew, I'd have a spare 10k and I'd just give you it. Pah.
unless I could specialise in fetishes whereby I just boss men around and tell them to go and buy me milk wearing a nappy and there's no peno involved
protip: research orgasm denial, and femdom. think you can pretend to be a dominatrix? men will empty their pockets for you for just a bit of IM action a day.
where can I find a good manager?
I thought you were saying hi to my fetish prostitution reply!
You've got the wrong guy.
is that because you posted "bingo" by catch in the worst song ever thread, it's been stuck in my head ever since. thanks. i will discover, BINGO!
OR THEY WOULD CALL MY MOOTHHERRAHHH
Ooh la la
you can get soooo much for your money in some parts of france. i can't afford to buy anything decent in the uk and i don't really have any desire to. that property up there is awesome AND it has a leased out office as part of it, providing an income.
(apologies for sounding like Scroubious Pip)
and fuck this girl: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4262510
this scares me slightly.
what should i do once i finish?
guy pretends he's doing a masters but can't even spell the months....poor spell cunt.
long term, sure....i'm just thinking for the few years in between.
those christmas prezzies won't buy themselves, gb...you know that. and momma needs a new copy of martin kemp's autobiography.
that book is probably the finest 'bouncing back' book from an erstwhile eastender since shane ritchies, ''rags to ritchie''...so there's no way it would be sold off for just a pound.
He meant to call it ''Micky's Picture Shack'', but we all know how shit at spelling he is.
just like everybody else!
i thought as much. this life eh?
i knew i should've studied law.
TURN UP TO COURT ROOMS AND SHOUT AND SCREAM UNTIL SOMEBODY IS ACQUITTED
IF THE JUDGE TELLS YOU TO LEAVE TELL HIM YOU'LL HAVE HIM ARRESTED
BRIBE THE JURY
BE THE KIND OF LAWYER SOMEBODY WILL MAKE A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE ABOUT ONE DAY
SEIZE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
apart from dying, what can i do?
DANCE TO SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN BY FALL OUT BOY UNTIL YOU PASS OUT
sure there's a lot of fatties and gross dudes but it's a huge place with a lot going on, all of the most attractive men i've ever met were from america.