Boards
just got messaged by a perfect stranger
THEM:
Hi u ok?
ME:
Heya, long time! I am
cool, did far too much
exercise this weekend
so am convalescing
right now! You dandy?
x
THEM:
No am ur nighbur
THEM:
U know now who I am?
ME:
Um...no, your number
is not saved! Thought
you were a childhood
friend.
THEM:
K wat u doin?
ME:
Sitting at home,
listening to music. What
are you doing? L
THEM:
U wana com out for a
bit?
ME:
Yeah why not, where
are you? Dont want to
travel too far. Also I
still dont quite know
who you are?
THEM:
U know who i am?
ME:
Just tell me! In case
you have the wrong
number, I am Louis
THEM:
Wer DO u live?
in scotil Near noor hair
cuter?
ME:
No.
THEM:
Its hamba?
ME:
Alas, O Hamba! I never
knew thee.
THEM:
Can u tel me Wer DO
live if u dont mind?
ME:
Lee, SE London
THEM:
U know i c u last tym i
take u 2 hudsfield park
on sayureday if am still
wron den sory
ME:
Apology accepted.
THEM:
I fink u make me fool
*my phone rings with an ex-directory number, I say "Hello", there is no answer, fin*