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I miss sitting in the living room playing with my nipples.
i like to imagine him at a pub quiz, faced with a particularly tough question about the spanish civil war.
'phil..wha....what the fuck are you doing phil?'
'well i just wasn't sure, so i thought..'
'put it the fuck away phil, this is a family pub'
Group wanking sessions would well be on the cards then