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before telling us your own experiences Michael :)
I needed to get it over and done with so I could proceed with my day.
I don't even enjoy wanking anymore...I do it twice a week out of necessity.
you wake from a sexy dream and then seal the deal.
god...i should be doing work and i'm in another fucking thread about wanking.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
you have sexy dreams about seals?
I mean shit what am I doing in this thread brb too ashamed
You can't let that morning wood go to waste.
never using your keyboard
I wish this weren't true. Although it could be argued that it's exceptional time management.
It could also be argued that I'm obsessed with touching my own tackle.
about your serial sleep wanking. I actually read that thread a few days ago when looking for something else.
YEAH, SURE, COURSE YOU WERE, GOOD ONE, CHINNY RECKON.
pretty normal anyway, isn't it?
I have a friend who isn't allowed to sleep in the same bed as his missus after he's had a few beers because when he's drunk he abuses himself in bed next to her while he's sleeping and she doesn't like it. Ha ha ha.
is a growing problem
im pretty sure most people will have