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i completely mean it when it applies to any actor involved in natwest's radio adverts.
i'd slow down for natwest. a bit.
they pretend that they've sent staff round to peoples' houses to discuss precisely which savings account to use if you want to go on a motorbiking holiday next year, or have a lavish wedding (but actually split up and buy a 'sports car' instead, as i think the narrative went)?
nah, mow 'em down, too. mow 'em all down.
notice how all the banks are advertising about shit like 'our customer service charter' and 'we send the odd employee out for a bit of 'community volunteering' every now and then'? balls to that. stop trying to rip me off with shitty rates whilst warbling on about some nebulous 'service commitment', you bunch of grasping fucknuts.
where's my hummer? imma get me some pedestrian bankers, gta-style.