What you are about to read will shock you/baffling fashion choices/attaching things to yourself with rubber bands and pretending they're clothes when they're not
last night my friend revealed he wears vanity cuffs, as I'm gonna call them.
He is very tall. He is 6 foot 8. He claims that no clothes fit him. He claims that the sleeves on his jacket are too small.
So he just got the sleeves that he cut off an old shirt, cut a section out from the bottom of each sleeve and then attaches it to his arms with elastic bands.
So it looks like he's wearing a shirt... but only on his arms... but he isn't even doing that.
Isn't that just baffling?