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i have fractured my elbow.
I'm sorry to hear that and all though. Not playing on Sunday I'm guessing then?
to wear a special cast.
although i have manly gone 2 days without getting it seen to. so you never know.
and they did and it was.
other than going to hospital, I'm not sure what else you'd do to have it seen to.
but they dont even print them out anymore. the xray dept just sent it through cyber space to the other dept where i was and he showed it to me on photoshop. technology gone mad.
a MALE NURSE?! mental.
Unlike that De Jong tackle.
its cos i put myslef about so much.
i did this falling in a "backwards sprint" at a sports day. turns out you cant go as fast backwards as you can forwards. i like to think you have to go through the boundaries to find out where they are.
i was fucking winning by miles as well when i went down. still came second of course.
i once fractured both my elbows at the same time. not fun.
Is it really painful?
I was thinking what breaking your elbow must feel like yesterday when I realised my elbow pads on the bike are not really covering my elbows...
but not enough to think "oh my god i've snapped my arm in half".
I hope it's not your good arm and that it gets better soon.
my left arm is soooo naughty.
Speedway can be a cruel mistress :(
before posting about it on here. Longer than I would have lasted.
only got back from the hospital before lunch. ate lunch, posted this, job done.
mainly cos hopefully then my mum will find out and feel bad about having a row with me a few weeks ago.
that's one of the most painful places to get a fracture. Rough one.
Let me know when it's a bit better so I can speculate about the furious wanking that must have caused it
cant do anything with it. quite annoying.
I fractured my elbow once. As a result I can now bend my arm about 12 degrees too far the other way. Sexy!
Although if you went 2 days without getting it seen to, you'll be fine. Get well soon etc.
Sorry to hear it.
So, so much
maybe one of those horrible flesh coloured slingyjobs?
poor you anyway...
lovely paper mashé coloured sling. attrative
I have a dirty limerick I've been saving for just this occasion.
'sorry to hear about your elbow.'
who elbow-dropped his mother from a tree
She smashed up his face,
He left home in disgrace
And is now watching the speedway grand prix
He got it trying to Walkaway fast
He picked a Finetime
But got drunk on wine
And ended up Flying right past!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whose menswe@r included a sling
Being Brave knocked him out
But he'll manage somehow
Gone away has his favourite thing
Whose Blue tonic was the Odes of old Horace
When he Cut Some Rug
His trousers felt snug
And he took a Slight Return to the tennis shorts of Becker, Boris
Hang on a minute will you, there's someone on the other line.
who wouldn't get served at the Speakeasy
Where Have you Been Tonight?
Chasing Rainbows, Mark, Alright?
And watching Going for Gold with Jason Priestley.
Said the man with the Fighting Fit catheter
I'm Haunted By You
And I don't know what to do
So I'll Sleep Well Tonight in your closet. Uh.
Who had a nice Las Vegas plan
I've got a hunch
That he's twisted his bunch
"What do I do now?" said his mam
How did you do it?
How long until you can use your right arm properly?
In the meantime is work impossible?
Can we declare your elbow "the people's elbow"?
You seem remarkably good spirited despite having a fractured elbow. I salute you! Hope it heals soon.
In the meantime is work impossible? no
Can we declare your elbow "the people's elbow"? hmm
if you give me sympathy about my season ending achilles tendon tear
my thoughts and prayers are etc etc etc
to say that I thought since god was all powerful he could just fill in the blanks by getting the stuff direct from my brain. But it didn't appear so I'm thinking maybe I angered god in some way. If so I'm really sorry etc etc
he just decided to mash the thread.
I preferred it when he was all plagues of locusts and floods and shit.
God's fucking with ya
he can just pluck the intended sentiments from my brain.
Is this the Methodolaire mash-up of the Massive Attack and The Verve hits?
Have own transport so can collect.
Will consider a swap for a lawnmower, a 250yd length of half inch diameter nylon rope, or a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa.