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"One of the things Willa and I want to achieve by the end of this summer is to have slept with the same guy."
I'm not reading beyond that opening unless someone promises to give me a cake.
like you're SUCH a manwhore
actually, no don't
It's a pisstake, right? Please tell me it's a pisstake.
Journalism is to this, as Karen Gillan is to a shaved orangutan with a prolapsed anus and genital warts.
"I came back from Bhutan and the Buddhist monastery in the Himalayas I'd been holed up in for the past few weeks to the little yellow house on Westbourne Grove that I share with my flatmate, Willa Keswick, full of good intentions."
no actual words.
this isn't satire, is it?
If the ES start giving Jim Anchower a regular spot, I'll easily forgive them for this.
(also, was the 'Standard' joke in the thread title intentional?)