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TIMES A MILLION
but I just can't be arsed right now.
Jay Z last night and playing cricket this evening don't make an appetising couple
I was robbed of an hour's sleep today. Robbed. *shakes fist*
My tiredness is making my free gig this evening seem like a massive chore when it should be something of joy.
I hate being tired.
i'm dead beat! I also had too much of a rich lunch (corned beef hash, egg and chips at Sam's), and then a brisk walk to spinningfields which perked me up at the time, but has now made me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
hayfever woke me up at 6, couldn't get any more shuteye :(
fell asleep on the sofa about 4am last night and got woke up at about 10am after a rough night sleep anyway.
Hungover as shit as well. Shouldn't drink heavily on Sundays.
We've got lights activated by motion sensors in there now, so if my boss walks in and sees the cubicle door locked and the lights off she'll know I'm snoozing.
I say 'she', my boss is a Mexican lesbian and is allowed to use the men's toilets.
I smell (another) sitcom
of course it will also have to have to 2 mexican firemen, José and Hose B.
woke up at 4am with a big swollen gob due to a recurring abscess.
I also feel like my throat is going to close up. It's getting tighter and tigther :(
I am genuinely struggling to keep my eyes open here.
I've had to go for a walk outside to wake up.
My ribcage is about to implode.
I have to play cricket tonight. I am not excited.
It's about 5 degreees coooler outside. And a nice breeze.
and also feel like i've just come down with TB. Maybe we have TB?
Xylopwn and I have to go to a birthday tea-party tonight for a friend, and then I have to meet some people to plan my leaving party, and then I need to pack for scotland and gut my flat so that workmen can get under the floorboards tomorrow. It's all so stressful, I need a xanax.
must be a sign
J** B**** wishes that miserable Brummy bastard from Autoglass would get the fuck off my radio stations for good! No one gives a fuck about chipped windscreens and I don't think I've ever met anyone who's even encountered one! You money-grabbing tosspot!
M*** F******* A woman at work chipped her phone screen and actually rang autoglass..retard
with children who believe birdsong and sun = time to start the day
added to the fact the few hours sleep I did have was alcohol tainted I am amazed how strong I am still going
I don't get drunk any more TOO DAMN RESPONSIBLE...plus I just fall asleep if I venture beyond my designated units
KEEP THE FAITH, MOTHER.
Is that you admitting your rightful place is in the kitchen?
although i was up at 5.40 this morning.
looking after a 16 month old and a sickly wife and going to work as well. I deserve your sympathy.
And I got a good nights sleep and everything.
Did accidentally stab myself in the leg on Saturday though...