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I bet this fucking well appears, eh?
I can only achieve an erection by smearing my nipples with marmite
Maybe if I include some embarrassing personal revelation with everything I type then it might actually appear, eh?
I once teabagged Timmy Mallett
Shit, that explains the looks I'd get relating that tale to the rest of the office.
it's probably better than having Avril Lavigne lick your balls
I once had a dream that Avril Lavigne wanted to jump my bones, and I was about to give in when a friend of mine turned up and said we should go in to town instead, so I left Lavigne whete she was.
That friend went on to become my wife.
Think about it
without exception, I wake up just as it's about to kick-off, like some terrible 80's sitcom dream. I'd like to speak to a psychologist about what it all means.
I'd really like to slam Avril Lavigne, I assumed that everyone did. This means that I have more of a chance with her now!