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Playing in midfield
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT.
I can bend my little finger on my left hand back to touch my wrist. And form a lovely arthritis-guaranteeing W with my hands
I can do the W, though.
only succeeds in freaking people out at social gatherings - the 'both thumbs bent at 90 degrees behind hands' one is another charmer
I made a diagram for the Simean's Crease thread last week to prove it.
Tiny pic is being a douche though so not linking to it :(
my hands fucking cane right now
We're hand twins.
If anyone can beat my 110wpm, then I'll back down, but until then, I can write faster than any of you.
very, very employable tho :(
Possibly not a job you'd want, but it helped me.
I passed the 100wpm shorthand test and immediately stopped practising, as a consequence I was probably down to about 70 or 80wpm a few months later.
But yeah, you're probably right.
playing with cats
I can quite comfortably say I'm the worst person on here at doing impressions
It's the talk of the town.
the man demz love it
I'm pretty capable.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.
(I can only do it about 50% of the time.)
This is an easy but good variation- http://neonamaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/styles-headstand.jpg
S_C has owned firearms his whole adult life and I can think of at least two former soldiers on here.
but I learnt from a very young age so it's in my blood.
I can fit 10 5.56 rounds into a 20mm hole from 25m - IRON SIGHT, no SUSAT. I'm already better than my Dad who spent 13 years in the military and was the youngest person awarded the marksman badge at school.
Devil Sticks (although I haven't done it for years but I'm guessing no-one else does it, although there are some twats on these boards.)
It did get me laid once.
It got me laid once...
bad dancing dance off? i'll start *spins round, slips, knocks pretty girls arm spilling drink down her, falls over*
if you have a genuine enquiry then PM me and I'll see what I can do!
cooking which I'm clearly better at.
You can have the others though
good work on the barbecue caveat
Just putting meat on a hot thing and turning it over once or twice innit?
You can be good at LIGHTING barbeques or cleaning them.
But I do not respect the practitioners of the so-called barbequeing arts. It's time to blow the lid off this sham - it's all the same. It's the same as breathing - no way to measure being good at it other than a few people who die of suffocation/drowning aren't good at it, but the rest do it adequately. You burn the meat, you're out, but other than that, it's all much the same.
you can not be vegetarian
I can't do it and I don't understand how and if you do it I will love you forever
Poetry (maybe) (where's xylopwn) (we must fight)
but I AM the best at incessant self-correction
is DiS Poetry Club
or maybe just a fucken slam :D
Was it you that wrote ice cream van one? I loved that :)
Andy Cole-esque 'right-time, right-place' centre forward play
Spending a month's wages insanely quickly
Treasuring the last £10 of my overdraft
no you aren't
i suddenly get all graceful and balletic when i play like yoda when he fights
singing 'popcorn' by smashing my hand onto my mouth
not even kidding. Fucking *love* woodwork. Specifically machine work though: hand tools can go and fuck themselves.
just to clarify - I'm the sort of person who will dovetail with a jig, not with elaborate sawing and chiselling.
but I dont own cod6. Im not sure if cod4 ever recorded accuracy, never bothered looking. Might be a console thing.
i aspire to this http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=2892jI9yxWs&feature=related
veg and flowers and all of that
That moving-a-knife-between-fingers thing that Bishop does in Aliens
the beetle dance
& the backwards crab - from standing
im quite competitive! i beat you all at everything tbh
Mastered it, my arse.
I have actually.. its one of the first things i started learning, which was difficult as a learner new to it all. I cant read music either, so everything was learnt from ear :D
go me *bows*
over all musical genius! ;)
got myself some cow bell last weekend LOL
lye on your back
legs and arms in the air
put on some tunes
and Synchronise your arms and legs in large circles to the beat!!
please try this!! its great fun, and quite hard to do.. lol
i done it at a party for about 8 hours straight and could hardly walk the next day.
yeah... amazing party :P
I do something similar called "The Lego Man"
Being a the sort of student wanker that everyone on here hates. BOOOZE, SHOPPING TROLLEYS, VOMITING IN FUNNY PLACES, KEEPING FLATMATES UP ALL NIGHT WITH WACKY ANTICS etc.
And being thoroughly neurotic.
mp3 file organisation
Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast
Drawing Rod Hull and Emu.
Talking about rugby
That sounds fair
most gamecube multiplayer games
If you eat my mash and find a SINGLE lump, rough patch or any HINT of dryness then you, my friend, are a lying scumbag. It really is good.
And ^that is before I've even considered lobbing in the extras.
My hat is doffed :)
It kills my arms and destroys my pans but if I'm going to mash, I'm doing it properly and using nothing but arm power.
People who appreciate proper mash get my vote. Always.
But we both reap the dividends of good mashing so... we're both winners when you think about it.
Diplomacy is... and that is what I want.
Shame. But the fact that you care so much is a triumph in itself. Cherish it :)
but that fucking mehodor. he's S-rank/god tier at it.
- Sensible Soccer: European Champions on the Mega Drive
- casual beatboxing
all useful stuff
drunk on internet
harassing female (especially when combined with the above)
NHLPA Hockey '93 on the Megadrive.
Zoo Keeper on the DS.
although im usually sent off :/ for being a wee bit dangerous
but you've gotta be in it to win it
As long as I can be Chicago and destroy you with Jeremy Roenick.
If I can be Pittsburgh with a self-selected line-up and school you with devastating team play from Jaromír Jágr, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelsson.
but thats objective.
I have some prophesies that others don't
Some aspects of history and anthropology and evolution?
Sounds like another one of those euphemisms to me.
and ride along the boundaries of fields, reason, viewpoints, sanity, normality, society, not strictly following the hedge but sometimes crossing over from one side to another, its not quite like mapping the boundary......or registering how hazy or variable it is
''...the lords allow physical dissolution but the mind continues to act as a vessel for the uncompromising demons of herbal retreat...''
''I want to do a poo at Pauls''
...but I can see how someone would be better than me at it.
Not by much though.
the Microsoft kind not the Princess Di kind
it was quite a lovely idea
Rocks to be me
baking a perfect scone
and i would like to think my skills of foraging for flora match those of creakyknees, hedgerow salad anyone?
looking a bit like kate bush.
Shit son...you might be my dream girl.
The agony smells real....
shit. I don't think I'm dreaming.
i'm a regular curly sue. poor dog.
Boys like a girl with a mane.
I've kissed at least 17 dogs
making plaster. i make good plaster, it's all down to patience.
that's about it.
i don't know, my risotto is amazing.
it's ok, i've been there too - ethnicity is our bitch
rock back with a bit of this imo, fuck the haters
Arguing science that i have shakey knowledge of
+ hosting football watching events in my house
+ managing bands
+ freestyle rap
+ Civilization, Civilization II, Civilization IV, Transport Tycoon Deluxe, OpenTTD
and by far the most important one:
+ being an overweight, overpaid, overly confident, Pompey supporting mouthy prick.
I will have you at Civilisation
SHALL WE GO OUTSIDE