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She had a dream about him wearing short shorts and cowboy boots once and has been smitten ever since.
I was quite excited to discover that he works just a few minutes up the road.
*not hard spot
He's making a fart noise on her inner thigh.
I's only joking!
I blame mehodor.
if anyone is to blame it is us for not being able to live with him
now i do all my wanking in a sock.
and was gutted. But this has made me happy.
1) I don't have a 'wank bank'
2)... No actually point '1' covers it I think.
YOU'RE the one who's obsessed with her.
So I'm picturing Dermot Murnaghan if that's OK with you.
There was some discussion about iPads which turned into a Stephen Fry discussion and some random called ChineseRoy or something wrote:
"can you imagine
fry's wonky face taking ropes of semen"
I thought that was hilarious.
'live action role play'
Great, now I've got an orgy.
That sounds like a very insightful instrument.
And he does his history stuff with son Dan.
Jon is the c4 dude with the red socks and natty ties.
Who is actually Jon Snow's cousin. So you can now imagine giving both Snow cousins a Peter North style coating in the face.
Didn't he dress in a burka one time to get smuggled into Afghanistan? WHOAAARRRR
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW