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Food that is a bit of a faff and is not worth the hassle
Contuining on from the fish bone thread discussion.
Peaches, plums and anything with a stone. La la la la la la la la la la la la
Having to eat round an object that will break your teeth and then you have to dispose off as it sits there all slimy like a morning grolley just isn't worth it.
Pistachios are worth it. A lot of effort yes but once you get in the groove like a jowly factory floor worker you can speed through them at a great speed, scoffing at will and throwing away the rogue closed shell perpetrator.
Crispy Aromatic Duck Pancakes are also worth it. You get to construct your own so can add as much as you want and the possibility of Bob Marley jokes should not be ignored.
Spare Ribs - lots of effort and mess for little reward. No thanks. Sticky hands to nibble on a sparrows kneecap, not for me.