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Full television package :)
Bread in the fridge :(
Backwater town :(
I do not approve.
stupid. who wants cold bread? cold hard bread.
comfortable bed :)
being irritated by everything anyone does :(
they all serve such different roles in food so you need a variety and you need somewhere to store them.
A tv :)
All the food is veggie shit :(
Crappy Village :(
Internet connection is utter shit :(((
It should be sufficiently room temperature now for a plump tuna and cucumber sandwich.
...and moved to places far, far away from where all my mates are.
...but I can't get 'Going back to my roots' out of my head now and I wanted to inflict this upon you. As you were!
I! SAID! ^THIS!
Pets: often not allowed in rented accomodation
Sky: pretty expensive
Not a real pet. Might be allowed a budgie or something I suppose.
No, I can't afford a TV license or a BT line let alone a Sky package. £20 a month for Virgin broadband, that's it.
But also a bit of a heroin problem :(
Too many pillows.
Too much ITV.
to be precise, if you were wanting to look it up on google maps.
Unless you're a fan of sweaty, mouldy bread that is. I'm not here to judge.
Food, TV, guinea pig and laundry are massive pluses. The giant minus is that it's in Plymouth.
'Got a job yet?' :(
I love home and cry when I have to leave
+ parents are wildly eccentric but kind and generous people
+ my mother is a great cook
+ they have a fine cellar
+ they like to take us out to restaurants and bars and stay up late partying
+ there will be at least one comedy-apocalyptic fall-out over the course of the weekend
+ cool cars to drive
+ feisty little dogs to play with
+ feisty little sister to play with
- having to maintain pretence that I've given up smoking
- having to shag quietly or not at all because of squeaky beds and questionable creaking beams/joists
alcohol on tap :)
mum's cooking :)
inane phonecalls checking up on my movements as an unemployed graduand :(
I have to sleep in the shed*, cos my room got changed into an office. Selfish bastard.
*It's not that bad, it does have sky TV...
And built a shed with a sofa bed etc. They call it a summerhouse, but it's essentially a shed.
I am basically Ryan from the OC.
no rent/food/bills to worry about :)
younger siblings :/
modem being turned off at 10pm and having to sneak onto the neighbours' (shit) wireless connection :(
+ proper cooked meals when my mum's at home
+ take-away when she's not
+ cleaner who doesn't mind tidying up after me
+ cinema, beach, pubs, other fun stuff
+ lovely company/conversation
+ UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
- being hassled to get a job
- cat shit
- friends living more than 100m away
Though my retard dog does live there so that's fun for a while :)