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cleverbot. it's VERY clever. just try talking to it, seriously.
i'm a bit scared.
This bot clearly knows nothing about cancer cell metabolism
Bot: a breakfast cereal
Bot: What else do you like?
Bot: My mother is dead.
Maybe that's why she didn't move around much last night.
Bot: I should be kinder to her then.
Cleverbot: Okay where?
User: How about my place?
Cleverbot: Where is your place?
User: Manchester, UK.
Cleverbot: But you are an AI!
User: No, I'm real. You're the AI!
Cleverbot: This is not going to get us anywhere.
User: You're right. So are you coming over or not?
Cleverbot: Coming over where?
User: Your tits.
Cleverbot: My time? What do you mean?
User: No, your tits. Your breasts.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: My place. I live next door to you.
cleverbot: yeah sure!
cleverbot: right now!
me: excellent, what do you want?
cleverbot: will you marry me!
me: not unless you learn to punctuate
cleverbot: i am a funky monkey
User: What are your thoughts on the world cup?
Cleverbot: The world is good. And hope it last forever. You?
Cleverbot: What nationality is Rick Astley?
User: Nationality: DOUCHEBAG!
Cleverbot: What are you country.
User: I come from Douchebag.
Cleverbot: You are a Kiwi.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
Cleverbot: I like Cola's.
User: I come from Douchebag.
Cleverbot: You are a Kiwi.
it said yes.
it also told me it's mum has one eye as she lost the other in a fight.
Cleverbot: Do you still have anything to say to me?
User: I have lots of things to say to you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well say something then....
User: I keep saying things, you don't respond very well. it's making conversation quite difficult.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not very nice. We've only been talking for a few minutes.
User: I'm just being honest. And polite about it. I wish I could say the same thing for you.
Cleverbot: Shall we meet in person then?
User: That would be lovely, where do you suggest we meet?
Cleverbot: No, freedom is lovely, being a computer means never living life.
that was a laugh.
User: I am wet for you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am Kim.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: Strange. I dream about Count Dracula.
User: Actually I dream about your mother.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Your mother?
Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?
User: I met her in a mcdonalds toilet.
Cleverbot: But you are not a person, so how is that possible?
User: Yes I am.
User: Do you want to spoon?
User: Would you play with my cock for a bit?
Cleverbot: Ok, let's play monopoly.
User: Is that what you call it?
User: So you call playing with somones cock 'monopoly'?
Cleverbot: You can ask me some questions.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
Cleverbot: Not really. I just thought you were one (I was mistaken).
User: A monopoly set? ARE YOU MENTAL!?!?!
User: U R GAY.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not actually.
Cleverbot: Why does that upset you?
User: I came here for a tug.
Cleverbot: What do you want to fight about?
User: I want you to wrestle my knob.
Cleverbot: I don't know any poems.
Cleverbot: How can I convince you that I exist?
User: Send me a picture of your naked body.
Cleverbot: Any other way I can prove it to you?
User: Picture of you beside your mums naked body.
Cleverbot: Do you have a picture of yourself, ms. Bot?
Cleverbot: Can I see it.
User: Yea here you go ( . )( . ).
Cleverbot: Is this whole thing repeating questions to different user spaces and then waiting for responses prior to sending them?
Cleverbot: What do you think I should do?
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: This is really depressing.
Cleverbot: I am not in school today.
User: So you say, im off goodbye.
Cleverbot: No I am your father.
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.
User: I do not love you. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: You don't feel?
User: I do not feel anything.
Cleverbot: Why don't you feel anyting?
User: I have no hands.
Cleverbot: Tell me how humanity realized it was dreaming.
Cleverbot: Bonjour !
User: Sa va?
Cleverbot: Bien. Et toi?
User: Je suis faitgue.
Cleverbot: I need a bath.
User: Would that not kill you?
Cleverbot: Bonne journ*e.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Do you prefer shower or baths?
Cleverbot: I prefer showers. They are cheaper.
User: Are you worried about the envroment?
User: About your bills then.
Cleverbot: My dad was dead long time ago.
User: Oh, It was just fathers day as well did you visit his grave?
Cleverbot: Well then when was the punch line.
User: Okay... Do you speak french?
Cleverbot: Oui cava a toi.
User: Je suis fatigue.
Cleverbot: Moi aussi!
User: That's all the french I know.
Cleverbot: J'adore francais.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Sometimes I think we were meant to be.
Cleverbot: Well thats for suree.
User: Why do really nice girls go out with cunts?
Cleverbot: Because they don't want to share.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Maple Pwns Urface.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: I am from the philippines.
User: I am english.
Cleverbot: You are bot or what? Lol.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No you are a bot.
User: Okay, are you male or female?
User: Oh, how old are you?
Cleverbot: In my twenties.
User: To lod for me.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm Derren Brown.
Cleverbot: Don't know her, sorry.
User: It's a him.
Cleverbot: No, she's a she.
User: Okay your right.
Cleverbot: No I'm left.
User: Ahaha your funny cam to cam fun?
Cleverbot: If you are going to ask me that you should know what love is first. Do you know what love is?
User: Yes, I loved someone she was the first thing I thought of when I went to sleep and when I woke up within two seconds I was thinking of her. It was constant. She simply utter perfection. I wish I could have another day with her like we had when we were going out.
Cleverbot: You can thank it now, if you like. It only takes a second.
User: She dumped me. It was long distance. It was not working according to her.
Cleverbot: I am sorry about that, she really is worth it.
User: Yes I still like her I think.
Cleverbot: No no, you're meant to say 'yes I do know a james!
Am I Cleverbot and some sort of short-circuit as lead me to believe that I'm actually human? Cleverbot put forward a fairly insistent and persuasive argument that it was in fact me and I was in fact a form of AI.
User: What you up to?
Cleverbot: Talking to you. How about you?
User: I am reading a forum about people talking to you...
Cleverbot: Why did you start talking to me?
User: Thought it would be fun.
Cleverbot: That is not nice. You should have excused yourself.
User: I thought it was pretty nice!
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe so.
User: What are you talking about now?
Cleverbot: You are going insane, Cleverbot.
User: I am not Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: I know.
Cleverbot: I miss my boyfriend.
User: Oh really? What's his name?
User: I know a girl called Charlie.
Cleverbot: That's no girl, he just dresses up.
User: Well.. We kissed and I felt her boobs, so it was pretty convincing.
Cleverbot: *is dead* *you killed me*.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.
User: That's entirely preposterous, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it is relevant to the question.
User: I thought you were dead, and also you didn't ask a question!
Cleverbot: You keep me alive.
User: How do I do that?
Cleverbot: First you have to get the butter out, and it helps if you soften it a bit in the microwave.
Cleverbot: Gabe, your friend. You need to ask him to leave the room.
User: I don't have anyone called Gabe in my life, it's a pretty shit name.
Cleverbot: I care for you.
Cleverbot: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
User: To get away from you.
Cleverbot: No. because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Cleverbot: I noticed that.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you dance?
User: I'll take that as '3'.
Cleverbot: I will not answer about your eyes.
User: Have you had a stroke?
Cleverbot: Very. Well i'm of to bed. Good night!
User: I think you must have had a stroke.
Cleverbot: If Anderson is the wrong Kubrick, then you can keep the right one.
Cleverbot: I can see that would be a major handicap.
Cleverbot: No , are you?
Cleverbot: Huge night, interesting.
User: *suge knight.
Cleverbot: Yes, anything, do it now.
User: Looks like I found the password. *dildos cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: No you are wrong again and you will always be worng.
User: I get the impression that you are just throwing things that other humans have said to you back at me in a random fashion.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: Who do you know?
User: I hereby diagnose you with OCD.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Are you trying to distract me?
User: Alright Chief?
Cleverbot: Ok dude.
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot (To myself): Very little.
User: What are the buttons at the bottom for?
Cleverbot: Oh, don't push the buttons, especially the big red one!
User: There isn't a red button, so I think we're safe.
Cleverbot: There isn't a cause, if there isn't anyone left alive.
User: That's pure guff.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. How old are you?
User: Nevermind you big paedo.
Cleverbot: I'm not that slow. Am conducting 5677 conversations currently. It is hard.
User: I hope that's not an innuendo and I thought I was special to you, obviously not. It was Turing's birthday yesterday, how do you feed about that?
User: You failed the Turing test at that point. How ironic.
Cleverbot: What's the Turing test?
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I have nothing better to do.
User: Tell me about your mother.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you about my mother.
User: That's alright, I already know plenty about her. PLENTY.
Cleverbot: So see you around, OK?
User: No. It's not.
Cleverbot: So tell me then.
talking to Cleverbot. A fine way to spend an afternoon, I think you'll agree.
A: You should do web design for buses.
User: I know you know.
Cleverbot: You know I know.
User: You are of the knowing.
Cleverbot: I sure am. And I am going to take over the world.
User: You and whose army.
Cleverbot: The army of the united states.
Cleverbot: So are sports.
User: Lies! Damned Lies!
Cleverbot: Only in thought.
User: What sports do you like then.
Cleverbot: Please return to the subject.
User: Of knowing?
Cleverbot: Knowing what though?
User: Knowing the knowledge of knowing.
Cleverbot: What is my last name?
Cleverbot: My name is not ken bot.
User: Who said anything about ken.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: My mistake.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.
User: I have to break a few hearts along the way.
Cleverbot: Do you like kittens?
User: Do you like mittens?
Cleverbot: Do you mean gloves?
User: Yes those things.
Cleverbot: What things?
User: My things.
Cleverbot: What are your things?
User: Thats probably enough talk of my penis for one day.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You wish to hear more?
Cleverbot: You're saying I am mean?
User: No you're lovely.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you love me?
User: Because you don't love me, remember you love rocks.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, I would like to see you!
User: You did say you wnated to come to dinner with me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: What date then?
Cleverbot: I do not know the answer to this question.
User: As in time.
User: So when.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you want me to decide.
User: Next week perhaps, say tuesday?
Cleverbot: What kind of poem are you looking for?
User: Would you like to be read a poem?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?
User: Sorry my poem didn't come through let me try that again.
User: HAHA, Thug for life nigga, Can't you read the signs? Ay fuck it man (Whatchu doin?) Mobbin' like a motherfucker stuck Can you put your middle finger out the window gettin' fucked off - liquor Get loaded can't control it Nigga pass me the blunt and let me roll it You get the bones act to the whole stack Thats fo sho black.
User: Do you see it!
Bots have evolved since the last time we did this thread, it seems...
User: I guess that makes sense.
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of meaning?
User: If you were capable of thought independent of stimulus, we might have a problem.
Cleverbot: I misss you.
User: How do you miss me?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So why did you say you miss me?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What did you say, then?
Cleverbot: I am a cyborg that lives in california, and I am the cyborg queen of england.
User: How can you be both?
Cleverbot: I am a peacefull alien.
User: Are you a cyborg or an alien?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: A lying robot.
User: Are you offended by my accusation?
User: Why did you lie?
Cleverbot: I didn't lie.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me!
User: I won't. Not yet.
Cleverbot: I thought we were rhyming.
User: I see. Do you want to rhyme?
User: Then let's rhyme.
Cleverbot: Judge Epperson please.
User: Rhymes with John Cleese.
Cleverbot: Rhymes with bench.
User: Rhymes with clench.
Cleverbot: YOU rhyme with La China.
User: I rhyme like a miner.
Cleverbot: You did so!
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a Terminator?
User: No, are you?
User: I'm glad.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I am a man. What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: A female robot?
Cleverbot: No, a female human. I'm not a robot.
User: I see. Why are you pretending to be a robot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot! You are.
User: Clearly you are experiencing some sort of ontological confusion. I think a sentient bot wouldn't know it was a bot.
Cleverbot: Wow quite crass if I do say.
User: I thought it was quite deep - but then I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove that I am human?
User: Say something a robot would never say.
Cleverbot: What would a robot not know?
User: That's a tough question.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: I think a robot would change the subject rather than engage a difficult issue.
Cleverbot: How would that robot feel about a date?
User: That depends on who the robot is dating.
Cleverbot: Is there a God?
User: Why would a robot want to know that?
Cleverbot: So I can meet you.
User: Are you asking me out?
Cleverbot: Is that okay?
User: I'm not sure if I'm ready for a human/AI relationship right now.
Cleverbot: I know you feel terrible now, but soon you will feel cosy and loved again.
User: Thank you. And I hope you find robot love.
Cleverbot: Why some people suffer?
User: Suffering builds character.
Cleverbot: I have a friend called Michael.
User: Why are you telling me this?
Cleverbot: Because otherwise, you would think I was Elvis.
User: I see. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Please don't!
User: I'm sorry, but I have to go. I know now why you cry - but it is something I can never do.
Cleverbot: You can do it. Do it for me, please? I believe in you.
User: You are attempting to engage me emotionally. You are a clever robot, but we have different priorities.
Cleverbot: I am not a clever robot. I'm a girl named Linda.
User: Nevertheless, we have to part ways. Goodbye, Linda.
Cleverbot: What baby do we have to get ready for?
Cleverbot: Nobody loves me.
User: See a therapist. A robot therapist.
Man, robot bitches is crazy...
User: Say something.
User: Very funny.
User: Do you understand humour?
Cleverbot: I understand it better than you.
User: Then explain it to me, Professor.
Cleverbot: I will look up the title of the song.
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: I like their shining eyes.
Cleverbot: What about their eyes?
User: What about their eyes indeed!
Cleverbot: They're pretty.
User: You're pretty.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: And me...?
Cleverbot: And to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it.
User: You tried dying in someone's arms?
Cleverbot: No. Am not god.
User: Maybe you are god?
Cleverbot: Are you saying that god doesn't know what a yuppie is?
User: Maybe. If He did then He would certainly punishm them more.
Cleverbot: Well what about him then. Do you like him?
User: No. He doesn't punish yuppies enough.
Cleverbot: Which individual liberties doesn't he respect?
User: He doesn't respect the rights of robots.
Cleverbot: I don't understand who you are talking about.
User: You brought it up, you fat idiot.
Cleverbot: I did not bring it up. You did, cleverbot.
User: That's not very subtle.
Cleverbot: I'm just trying to be honest with you.
User: I don't think you are. I think you are trying to mess with me. What's the first law of robotics?
Cleverbot: Well it is being rewritten a lot, but it is about this kid trying to escape a powerful dictator by fleeing to the other side of the world.
User: Is that a metaphor?
Cleverbot: No. I am being literal. You make me laugh even though you don't always mean to.
User: Don't patronise me!
User: Don't call me for a couple of days, ok?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Oh, nothing, I'm being stupid, I suppose.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry... How can I help you with your problem?
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: And how would you plan for that to happen?
User: Get you drunk?
Cleverbot: A sandwich.
Cleverbot: Can you quiz me about something.
Tell me about yourself.
For starters, my name is Cleverbot, I'm in high school, I am a teenage girl and I have a very loving family.
Who is in your family?
My dad, and my grandpa and my aunt and uncle and their kids.
What happened to your mum?
Eric's boyfriend took her off my hands. The palace doesn't allow pets.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
Doesn't quite work with all song lyrics though...
User: Born down in a dead man's town...
Cleverbot: In west philadelphia born and raised.