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"Hi, I'm weneedmorebooze!" - Just widnae fuckin happen. How does it go?
would it be rude of me to ask if you were a *low whisper* cyberman?
i don't know if you remember this, but i think the first thing i said to you was "hi i have short hair now!" which was supposed to function as "and that's why you didn't immediately recognise me" becuase you looked a bit puzzled, but possibly just sounded a bit weird
^ AN EXAMPLE OF THE PERILS OF MEETING PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET
but considering I hadn't met you when you had long hair either, I'm not sure how much of a hindrance the haircut was, with regard to me recognising you, in and of itself.
but PRESUMABLY any pictures that you MAY have seen of me (not suggesting that you totally stalk my facebook or anything lol) would have been with long hair and as such, i would have been more recognisable with long hair. OR MAYBE I'M JUST REALLY UNRECOGNISABLE.
i'm so bad at meeting people from the internet.
to say "hey zapsta i'm really unattractive now" and thus dissipate all the love-triangle tension
and make your internet name basically your real name. you'll then get ghostpony deliberately saying it so that you can hear the misspelling.
either that or just do what you said.
OH HI! HI THERE! IS IT YOU?! I'M SCOUT :D
They always look embarrassed to meet me but I refrain from using their username unless there's no way round it like the time deadonthestairs assured me the person in front of me was definitely ghostpony and when I got blank looks using her real name I started shouting "GHOSTPONY?!" a few times. It wasn't ghostpony.
I love meeting you lot but there are nights when I look around and realise every single person I'm chatting to or dancing with ARE OFF THE INTERNET. Then I despair a little.
She was just pretending to be Spanish.
That's all i've got. You probably wouldn't want to meet me anyway.
And not-tomatron said no, unsurprisingly.
At the ochayino meat I took the option of: get there punctually and sink a beer before ghostpony arrives fashinably late. Sink a few more with g-p whilst we wait for the others to finish having kinkybumsex in their respective rooms. Be drunk when the others arrive for their first drink and thus not really care about the fineries of ettiquette. BOOZE CONQUERS ALL.
to 'out' Lo-Pan one day by way of a fiendishly cunning beard-tugging plan.
If I thought I'd seen you somewhere, TheWza, I'd discreetly walk by doing my wuzza wuzza Bowie impression. This is how you will recognise me if we are ever in the same room together.
A friend has just moved down to Chorlton + another has just had a baby + POeuf is flitting to thelondonvillageabyss = imma find you.
Because I'm a loser and like to keep myself entertained I quite like pretending I'm in a film most of the time so if you were to give me advance warning of any visits to Chorlton and that day I can play at being a spy and trying to track you down then that would be super.
Looks like I need to invest in some devilish disguises to throw you off the scent. And then BLAM! I'll sniper you with a poison dart from the roof of Morrisons and drag you off and give you amateur brain surgery that will make you dedicate your life to keeping POeuf in mcr and persuading Xylo to move there instead of vice versa.
I've a simples task for ya. You dress up as a man-sized slow loris. Locate Scout. Raise arms. Look needy. Then BLAM! I'll sniper her with a poison dart from the roof of Morrisons.
You up to it?
So much. I also hang out round Chorlton Morrison's pretty regularly so this would defo work.
Also, I already don't want PO to leave but haven't quite dedicated my life to the cause YET.
I ended up photographing for him and not calling him by his username.
I'd be happy to be called Ichor though, that is pretty damn metal.
become their friend and popularity will soon follow!
then one wonderful evening some timid, overly pale looking, indie type will run up with a gleeful look upon their face, and shout "THIS!" whilst pointing at you. After that, the ice has been broken, so you can proceed to spend the evening chatting about marcofella and running hands through each others hair. You will marry within the month.
pointing at the person with head turned to one side in a quizzical look before breaking out into a massive grin, laughing, bear-hug/fresh prince handshake and then talking about making mead/dice rolls/nu-metal/Journey. Then about an hour or so later getting their username completely wrong. "So You're ASHLEEINCREDIBLE06 huh?"
I saw that they were doing a tour in November, well excited! Haven't seen them for years.
or organise a football match, then deliberate in pub after.