1) A papule detonation on the T-zone
2) Puppy fat hanging around the hips and waist like a childs rubber ring
3) Misdirected hormones wasted on cross-hatched drawings of womens thighs
4) Woolen jumpers and jogging bottoms
5) The towers of maturity rising in my peripheries while I got fuck all fanny
Still, despite looking like a ditch sock...I had impeccable hygiene.
What was your worst age?