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do you guys sit or stand?
I stand, I didn't even realise people sat, isn't that awkward?
when you are done pooing, and you want to wipe, do you stay say down while wiping, or do you stand up?
i just asked my girlfriend, she sits.
Someone started a discussion on another board I use, and a fair few people stand up.
probably on every forum.
Some stand, some sit, some crouch.
You could easily turn this into a million reply thread if you'd have posted it during work hours.
I sit and lean forward a bit.
I tried it once and it was less than optimal.
Stand up for your shite
Otherwise why the fuck would toilet roll holders be attached to the wall in that exact position?
People who stand up should shot.
Also the amount of dicks who say 'what, you put your hand IN the bowl to wipe sitting down?' No you don't you dick, you raise your arse slightly. Much more hygenic that standing up and smooshing all your shit in between your arsecheeks. Now get fucked.
had your mornin' poo yet?
how much time i have, sitting down is a luxury
I like to mix it up a bit. After all, variety is the spice of life.
and then put my right leg up behind my ear. Really opens it up down there for a for truly thorough wiping of one's ring.
then again i am fucking mad.
I suspect you are all rather severely mentally challenged. Please get help.
It's easier, I am a convert.
I need to know what comes out of me. I usually go for a wipe while sat as you get more purchase then stand to look at what I have done then drop the toilet paper and wipe till clean.
There you go.
you can't change me
so fucking weird dude.
Especially when people on one side had no idea that the other side even existed.
I can't even begin to imagine how you'd get the correct angle and motion. If you stand up you can give it a good wipe whilst winking at yourself in the mirror and you don't have to hover like some kind of wierd thing. Hovering takes much more effort.
I will assess the situation next time I'm in the toilet though.
then dodge my cock and balls and allow them to rest on my arm as I wipe. I just don't see how it works.
you put your hand behind your arse and raise up slightly. That way it keeps your cheeks slightly splayed and gives superior purchase. Pics on the way :)
your first pun was good
by the way i always want to know what type of cow are you
^that 1 http://virtual.yosemite.cc.ca.us/ghayes/images/Dsc00141_Closeup_of_Highland_Cow.jpg
or this 1:http://ddisbored.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cow-lady1.jpg
i'm actually named after chocolate man Willie Harcourt-Cooze (harcourt POOze) and his tendency to pronounce (POOnounce) 'cacao' as 'cowcow'. So there POO have it.
picture number three...that's you that is. xx
+ Allows free movement of arms
+ Maximum visibility of your wipe, without the need of putting up to your face!
+ Little chance of you smearing your bum with poo
+ You can see how EPIC your shit is
+ Hand Isn't in the toilet bowl
WHO THE FUCK SITS DOWN?
What are you a retard?
SHITINSPECTOR!! HA HA
you don't touch the bowl.
I always finger the rim and dip my hand in the water before proceeding to wipe. It's my own special ritual.
if you will
I can't imagine how mentally ill you'd have to be to find either option inconceivable.
just to clarify, do you stand somewhat like this: http://www.iamthewalrath.com/images/Scenery/Foot%20on%20Rock.jpg but with your foot on the toilet bowl?
i cannot conceive how it would work otherwise, surely when you stand there is buttock clenching involved, which does not make for optimal cleanliness.
this might work: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/1/12981/23_2009/a72e5273dc6dc4a7_twisting-goddess-pose.jpg
always trying to make out like these poses are goddess-like? Sometimes they just look like someone with MS doing a poo. We need to accept this.
who stand. people who stand can obviously do so without clenching
sedentary life....they should be ashamed of themselves being mollycoddled.....look at this guy, and how he has adapted his technique to his environment http://www.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Picture-182.png
I expect great things to come of this thread.
it deserves recognition or comment
It's too easy to be cynical and say it's a 'shop. Sorry.