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How's it done/what's the risk, etc, etc..
Put them in a hot water bottle, fill hot water bottle up with hot liquid, then Sellotape hot water bottle to your torso.
Eat the chocolate, discard the toy, fill the yellow plastic thing with narcotics of choice, put egg inside a condom (preferably a pre-lubed one), tie condom shut, gently insert plastic egg into anus.
Walk like John Wayne for a bit. Go to the bogs immediately upon arrival, retrieve your smuggled drugs (least glamorous bit about drug smuggling this way is fishing about for your stuff), remove and discard rubbery outer casing, wash hands like you have OCD.
If you don't have a kinder egg then a small jar of marmite can be used instead
and you'll be high all weekend
Friends of mine were caught taking MDMA into Bestival. Arrested, bailed (still let into the festival though). They then had to return to the Isle of Wight a few months later, and were convicted and fined. One of them was in danger of losing her job due to it.
Have a good weekend!
or you're if too pussy to take them, then you shouldn't be taking drugs.
Just pack them in a pair of socks and stuff down your bag. Man up and get on with it :)
stretch your foreskin, fill it with weed, superglue shut. Circumcise yourself on entry. Sprinkle coke in your hair, claim it's dandruff. What else do you want to take in?
thenyou'll be so high it won't wear off until after the festival anyway.
Not sure it's a Heroin Lasagne-topper though
Cheese would be better on lasagne
Helium balloons and using a mandrill are the only legal way
Surely you just pop them in the bottom of your bag?
if you're gonna get searched properly then your drugs will get found regardless of where you find them.
get a tube of pringles, empty out half of them (but keep them) remove a few, shove drugs in, put pringles back in, glue foil top back on.
and it'd be obvious that theres something not right about the contents.
its a game i like to play called, "sick or death".
there are no winners in this game.
For smuggling booze into arena, pour into a plastic bottle, squash bottle as flat as possible and stash in socks. Obviously baggy trousers help.
bung into a bottle of shampoo, roll bottle in little towel, pop in rucksack. Sniffer dogs won't smell it, search won't find it.
get a roll-on deodorant. take it outside and stamp on it so the ball flies out, pour out the deodorant, wrap stash in a sealed baggy and clingfilm. shove into deodorant bottle and shove the ball back in.
Sniffer dogs won't find it. be careful when removing ball again not to destroy your stash.
just in case you have to flush your stash.
then realised I wasn't being earched like EVER so I just put them in one of ma spare pair of socks and put them at the bottom of my bag
Never seen anyone get caught with drugs at a festival
security won't check in there
feeling a bit amused about DiS today