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which had pracitcal warnings about fire and first aid and getting bummed by a stranger. This one bit, we all went into a room, and it was setup to look like a front garden, and there was a man looking around on the lawn. He asked us to help him look for his rabit. We all thought 'fuck that, its a trick' so then he chased us around the room and grabbed the fatty slow boy, and dragged him screaming into the house. Then they asked us what we had learnt. I was confused, as none of us had approached the man, or given him any lead into abducting us. We had just been confined to one small room.
Did you have to walk around a fake park and NOT touch the dangerous items strewn about the place? A needle! A used condom! Don't touch them, kids! *belm*
(I had forgotten all about this. I'm well starting a band called Crucial Crew)
They put us in a room and filled it with smoke as well.
We got off the bus and the teacher said she was going inside to sign us in. A man then came around the corner, dressed like a blacksmith, and told us to follow him to begin the tour of the museum.
So the thirty or so of us on the trip all followed him, and we walked for a few minutes up towards the car park and towards the exit gates. Then our teacher came running up behind shouting STOP STOP THAT MAN HE IS STEALING THE CHILDREN.
We were a bit confused because when she caught up she just said, "hello, Sam," to the blacksmith and then told us off for following strangers.
The problem was that this was our third or fourth time at this museum so we'd seen him in the museum's forge making horseshoes so he wasn't exactly a stranger. I was quite offended at the insinuation that I and my chums were fools.
"Hero trap" is the best. Slowly rolling into shot...
TBF if some 7 ft Hawaiian told me he was going to kill my dog, I'd be pretty upset.
If that was me, I'd have fucked up the take a few times - just so I could savour the line.
like this absolute gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxH6gfzNMg