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is this a bad joke or is corden just a prize bell
Is Patrick Stewart just incredibly senile these days?
I was thinking of Sir Patrick Moore until it said "Star Trek actor" and "69 year old"
Still, Corden's a fucking cunt, so any excuse to lynch him
enough without the whole 'I'm every celeb's best mate oh look at the hype around me aren't I soooo fucking funny' schtick that seems to have exploded around him since that Comic Relief sketch he did with the England squad.
It makes it sound like they were all cheering for Corden.
I despair sometimes, I really do.
My fat mum has the volume on the telly too loud so I couldn't hear it
why is Corden now the self appointed face of football/sport? He's the fattest cunt i've ever seen
James Corden is the waiter at Bella Italia bringing out her birthday cake.
I might upload it, I took a photo of it on my phone because I felt it would be a good ice breaker.
Their hair goes gray and then one day they just die, but they don't wrinkle. Too much stretching on the skin for that.
''And here's a lovely cake''
''You done with that?''
''No. You've just put it down.''
''No. I think I think your done with that.''
mike leigh flicking through the tv channels and solemnly shaking his head everytime he sees cordon gurgling about something or other.
...relishing the moments when others die onstage.
Still, at least Stewart can rest safe in the knowledge that Corden wont reach 40.
But that's a pretty shit joke by Picard
that whole incident is just hugely, hugely cringe.
awful joke by Stewart, crap reaction from Corden, altogether quite embarrassing.
at least not on Horne and Corden which no fucker watched.
...nearly, but not quite.
wasn't a great joke, or even barely a joke, but he acts like a bit of a cock about it.
Stewart makes two really bad, tasteless, humourless jokes when his only job was to read a name off a card, Corden plays it for laughs and comes out of it looking a lot better. Nothing in the video endears me to Stewart whereas the only time Corden doesn't act with composure is when he's saying "I'm waiting, I'm waiting" in his face.
It was too cringey.
i have no idea what's happening there, most of the lines don't make any sense. i come out with an uneasy feeling they both were rubbish though.
Someone at work is going out with James Cordon
I don't work in PR though
Nice piece. Might be nicer if it wasn't written by the man currently making a point of shouting "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" in the name of the World Cup, mind.
I quite like that piece. I struggle like that at club level; I'm not a headhunter and I fucking hate prawn sandwiches. WHO AM I? I DON'T KNOW.
The Pompey bashing overtook supporting the team since we got relegated from the Prem, so much so its gone beyond a rivalry and is just stupid. Just worry about your own players at the match ffs! But as you said, why did he put his name to "Come and have a go if ya think you're hard enough'?
sounds like front page stuff.
he's certainly a very Enterpriseing fellow. Let's hope this doesn't dWorf his other achievements. Like that girl he's going out with, i'd love to Data
you're the winner here
the guy beat the borg. THE BORG. almost single handedly. don't mess...
ZOE SALDANA IS SMOKIN'.
but it looks very much like Stewart is being the twat there.
'the'? As in singular?
thats a bit ridiculous isnt it?
'In June 2010, Corden was also the Assistant Manager for England in the Soccer Aid 2010 match between England and the Rest of The World, as usual, keen to get his ample frame on the television.'
'In March 2010, Corden took part in Channel 4's Comedy Gala, a benefit show held in aid of Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital, filmed live at the O2 Arena in London on 30 March. Sadly, for the sick children, he wasn't funny.'
What is it with obesity and inflated egos?
but James Corden is a cunt, so he came across really badly, and Patrick Stewart was a member of the RSC, so he came across really well.
I would LOVE to see you and James Corden attempt to be friends
What would happen? What do you know that I don't?
it'd either result in him turning out to be a boorish tool and me lolling at the inevitable
or he'd turn out to be a great guy and I would have learnt a valuable lesson about people
I'm incredibly embarrassed and I hate stuff like this.
I dislike James Cordon, a lot. I love Patrick Stewart but I suspect he'd been sniffing glue backstage.
Patrick Stewart used to live in my town ya know. And he came into my office in town once to film something in our manager's office. He's basically family.
i'm not going to watch the video but in my head stewart takes an age to say this in his brilliant captain voice with a lengthy gap between right over there and at the back of the room and it's hilarious.
He looks pretty cool though.
Cordon reacts like a very unfunny schoolboy though is infinitely more composed that Stewart and didn't really deserve a ribbing, if that's what it was, and is right about waiting for a punchline.
It made me feel sorry for Stewart though. I don't think it's meant to.
I could see my belly from the other side of the room too. Reflecting off your head.
I bet that man would have sucked the embarrassment out of the air. They should Fry to present everything.
a month ago. I'd avoided it because it looked like something I'd hate and then for some reason watched an episode.
I have to admit now that I like it a lot and am pretty impressed with his performance and the writing (which I understand he shares).
Presumably you guys either hate G&S, fat people genrully, or he's cunted out in some other way.
Anyway, while Corden doesn't cover himself in glory Stewart comes across as an amazingly arrogant cunt in this.
I'm guessing not.
One fat unfunny fucker defending another, whoda funk it!