Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Tv critic brooker dropped out of Poly' oh-ohhh, we're gonna be hearing about that sentence in a future column
She was quite lovely.
Didn't everyone know that they were an item?
I met Konnie once, when she was still going out with Richard Bacon. She was very nice.
Well done everyone.
Have they been going out five months or nine months? Was the Vegas wedding a joke or not?
Either way, they've known each other a while, it's hardly the "whirlwind romance" the Mail are making out.
I feel this is an obvious-pun fail on behalf of the tabloids
does anyone remember when she was on Screenwipe and got loads of men to piss in a field
Also, remember when Brooker was best friends with Aislene off Big Brother and went to Glastonbury with her and flirted with her loads on the reality TV Screenwipe.
with Gemma Arteton's wedding, all my ridiculous dreams are being killed off one by one. Think I'll head back to that Daisy Lowe thread..
this makes me sad
"Konnie's relationship with Charlie, 39, blossomed after he persuaded her to feature on an episode of Screenwipe last year."
So as I thought, his one woman he fancies per show rule (also seen on You Have Been Watching...Grace Dent, Josie Long, Jamelia, etc) was merely a ruse to get himself near some girls. Good work! I'd have done exactly that.
Now hopefully they can be allowed to get on with having a private life. A large part of Brooker's schtick is regarding how the media focusses on the wrong stuff - if they now do this to them it'd be galling.
"Is he 'the one?' Yes, but then I say that about everyone I date. Two weeks later, I've changed my mind."
The presenter added that her life was on hold while she was on Blue Peter and now she needed "to get a move on".
Two things here: not that a fashion writer automatically would, but you'd think a reference to "a 38-year-old TV screenwriter called Charlie" might ring some bells; and doesn't it feel slightly act-affecting on Brooker's part to know he's the male subject in "he says he just likes all of me! He particularly loves my boobs and bum"?
grateful sex pervert sounds about right.
you could post that on pretty much every thread ever