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- Mother Ghostpony, 2010.
Any pearls of wisdom or heartwarming advice been given to you lately?
So I did.
"You never thanked me when I kept this place clean, so I brought you up in a tip"?
like the 'had any trips or falls at work?' ads.
My mum's friend fell on a raisin in Costco once.
CLEANLINESS CAUSES DEATH
Don't wear a scarf when baking a cake.
A drunk old lady told me she wont even go in the kitchen with any kind of loose clothing about her neck in case she gets ensnared in a cake mixer and chokes to death.
So I had a sit down meal instead.