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was it in the morning?
but he'd been going for quite some time
Sex is great no matter what time of the day.
morning sex is gross
i'd rather listen to the today programme
"Yes there's bloody something wrong. John Humprys giving Micheal Gove an easy interview again, that's what."
"You were listening to that while we were..?"
"I don't think this is working out"
Infact, I don't think there's a better way to start your day...
you get loads of poon at funerals
all that death makes people want to create life
it's the natural way, really
to know whether it was the morning or not.
Get it done before the alarm goes off, and you win the prize.
That's wisdom right there.