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We haven't had a sex thread for ages. Desperate males, post away.
Nonchalantly glance up from my newspaper and crinkle my face into a disapproving gurn?
be self-depreciating and hope that some sweet indie chick feels sorry for you.
At least, I think that's how it works. I dunno, I'm not an indie.
Anyway, make it more fun. C'mon.
INDIE CREED BOOK ONE CHAPTER ONE VERSE ONE
Wouldn't say I'm especially desperate, given that I have a lunch-date on Monday, but for the sake of sportsmanship I might as well pitch in. SEVEN HOURS' FOREPLAY GUARANTEED IF YOU LET ME RECITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF JOHN ASHBERY WHILE I DO IT
Omg, get in there! *rolls eyes* ;0)
No, really, anyone who's met me on here can vouch for non-indieness. Plus the bouncers who say 'you don't fit in here, do you?'.
S'aright though. I was never meant to be a pretty girl.
you go to a cricket match and find common ground with one of the drinks-promotion girls
Am convinced you don't come across as indie on first impression, but then indie isn't about big glasses or stripy stockings; it's a STATE OF MIND MAAAAN
the state of mind that enjoys being in Shoreditch after 6pm
*sobs into mousepad*
was a watermelon that had been plied with the roughest vodka spare change could buy
really really wanted to drop it 20 metres into the courtyard the next morning but there was no working hose
would have been incredible
I'll need some time to think about it though
your shit rnb would ruin my hard-on.
then it's all over between us.
Love this or die Harru.
i like it
you just have to grow 1ft taller. you can do that, right? SPINACH.
before i worry about the vertical.
one step at a time eh?
... I'm married...
actually, I think he turned 40 yesterday. I'm absolutely not hoping that already extremely mental person went over the edge enough to commit suicide on his 40th birthday. Because that would be wrong and cruel and nasty.
I could be a widow though!!!! <3
Nah. Not into men at the moment. Y'all can all fuck off and die.
I thought you'd divorced that guy, but obvz not
Turns out that it's apparently quite useful. Stops people from being soppy and proposing and shit, and the extremely awkward silences which would follow.
Basically, I'm never going to get divorced.
This year my money is going on a degree, a sofa and travel. And wine, obvs.
will try to avoid that, at least for a few years...
'Off And Die' is my dog!
I wasn't aware I was meant to be paying in the first place.
You pay in baked goods.
And you've never baked for me!
post in it, bitch
23, male, 6ft, 14st, brown hair, grey eyes, smallish penis.
how long before i'm having sex?
i haven't weighed myself for about two years but it's defo between 13 and 14.
i think bmi still says i'm obese though :(
I thought you'd be in the "svelte" bracket
so it's not all bad
it's not all fat, i'm naturally quite a bulky lad...pretty broad shoulders etc...but there is a definite paunch that needs to go.
and the result is: 38 days!
mine says 459 days.
did you count the rings or do they have a sort of universal indicator for that shit nowadays
here's something a friend of mine said a while ago. sometimes i think it's true, something i think the opposite
"lovers are just best friends that touch each other"
thoughts, anyone ?
if it was, then when people break up, surely they'd just remain friends and cut the sex out?
the only time i agree with it is when i'm gettin angry about the fact i can make friends with girls fairly easily but getting laid is impossible.
there's quite clearly more to the friend/lover divide than sex. but it's a very simplistic and stripped down way of looking at it. which is kinda interesting. i have female friends who everyone thinks i'm fucking because we act so much like a couple. some of them are really fit so i love when i can see people looking across a pub in a kind 'how did he manage that?' kind of way.
i've just made all my posting in this thread look like that of the desperate male which mirri mentioned at the start. ho hum.
I've managed to stay friends with only 2 of my ex's....and things never got serious anyway.
I'm offering unprotected sex in the shop doorway of your choice, as long as it's no more than a half hour drive from my house.