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He cheats at crosswords, too.
MAN FOUND ASLEEP ON BUS
Take THAT Grandad!
the dirty old coot got caught red handed, blurted out something that sounded plausible to his horrified wife and next thing he knew she was on the phone to whatever rag she could get hold of
"the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see"
what went through his head? "Maybe this website will tell me what the donkey is called"?
i was expecting a link to some actual porn
that was most definitely me...
all you've got to do is search the phrase "asian ass" into a search engine. In fact the sun has inadvertantly given a step by step guide to searching for pornography. Ban this sick filth.
the clue was in The Times and the non-story relating to it was in The Sun. i love the way that The Sun do stories that go OMG PORN OH NO when they do Page 3.