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or the V?
V for me
Get it up ye
knob yourself ye wee jobby
piss aff ya fucken bawbag
git tae fook
feck off ya stupid priest
using yer fingers as little legs.
This little piggie went wheek! wheek! wheek!, all the way home.
*tickles yers under the arm*
swivel on that
is there a better name for them?
but didn't know if that was a Scottish thing or what. Is it? Enlighten me pls
So yes, I think that's a scottish way of putting it!
You know that bullshit story people tell about the V being for victory and English archers showing it to the French troops to be like "Get it up ye, we've still got our fingers"? That's even worse in comparison to meaning "go take a flying fuck"
I'm like Flight of the Conchords...
yes i know the finger goose.
mine's always a little fast back-and-forth motion. i do it in pubs whenever g-nev or fergie comes on screen like a wanker.
with a blown raspberry
But one of my favourite ever Vs was when you were fucking off to Budapest and we were in Sleazy's and this girl bumped into me and you went like *V* at her and you were pished. Great moment.
she turned around and I turned back to face you and you were V-ing away with this totally petulant look on your face. I still giggle about it
I did the get-it-up-you-V behind my mum's back once and she turned round and I had to transform it into a smoothing-my-hair-while-crossing-my-arms thing, but she knew, she knew
double muff, no way man
Surely it depends on the recipient.
AND IS LIKE PEACE, or hello
and i call the V "the tongs". as in, "Tongs ya bas"
well, you know
Remind me not to invite you to the D-toun.
NB: As a sassenach, I'm really not that sure about any of this shit.
Seems to be mostly Monks and some DSF around my way.
I kind of shake my hand while I'm doing it for emphasis
No-one really knows.
Symmetry/visuals seems to be the general theme.
and pump your other fist up behind it really aggressively
this is how to swear, my friends
twice today. both times at my line manager.