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A chav on a unicycle
3 DAYS DiS. 3 FRICKIN' DAYS. AND YOU FAILED TO NAIL THIS PUN.
and a reasonably normal looking guy (by that I mean "not obviously a jake") was walking towards us and as he drew level, leaned over and prjectiled bloody sputum into a bin (missing the bin by several inches i might add.) This is possibly not 'weird' in central Glasgow, but it was just so completely incongruous on a sunny busy sunday afternoon on Glasgow's swishest street, and the guy seemed oblivious to the fact that this was not really Normal Behaviour.
Thank you for the pic (I haven't actually seen it yet- I can't view it from my stupid handheld, but will have a swatch when I'm with laptop again (in the morning). X
without a care in the world (other than the fact he was a tramp that is)
one stood on the rim watching while the other rummaged about inside, and then they traded places for a bit
2 dogs stuck together by their arse's
c2005 in Hove somewhere.
SPIRIT OF 76
only after he walked past did we see that he had massively shat his pants.
There was a tramp pushing what looked like all of his belongings up a hill in a stolen shopping trolley and he was projectile vomiting onto said belongings as he walked.
whilst walking around town, I saw a tramp's trousers fall down, followed by him bending over to pull them up. Full view of a tramp's arse, cock and balls. An absolute treat.
That was pretty weird...
I saw him play live at MML, christ it was horrible
He was lying face down with half a pie protruding from his mouth. I couldn't tell if he was trying to get it in or out.
After I'd been in a few more shops I walked back in his direction and saw him being lead into an ambulance.
This was a sunny Saturday afternoon with shitloads of shoppers around.
one Winters night, walking up the Kelvin Way in Glasgow.
At a distance in disbelief, but then perfectly clear up close,
mischievous yet fragile, I shouted, "PISSING IN THE FUEL TANK ARE WE?"
and ran home.
the dad was pedalling furiously and the kids legs were spinning round really fast, it was pretty funny.
he was wheeling the stand alongside him and everything he had a lot to contend with
and he was wearing his hospital gown
i would have laughed but he had a real hangdog expression
the guy used to have an account with thousands and thousands of videos before it got suspended for some reason.
I heard commotion one night whilst in bed so I looked out. Two ladies walking along normally. One then stopped right outside my house, dropped the knickers, pissed and carried on walking.
we looked out the window cause there was a commotion and there was a fat woman hitting her fat husband on the head with a frozen turkey whilst yelling at him as he tried to escape from her. the bus driver stayed for a while so we could all watch.
Well, attempting to jump, failing, and bringing the bin down on top of him while 50 or so drunk Irishmen in the bar across the road wet themselves laughing.
Not so weird in itself, but the potential story behind it had me thinking for a good little while.
I saw jerry francis retrieving his son's new toy from a flamingo exhibit at a local bird sanctuary one time.
like leaning over the barrier, trackie-clad arse waving about in the air. happier times.
I suppose it's entirely possible he got them done before becoming blind, but it's still not something I see every day.
...but I came home to someone delivering a handjob in a small nook opposite to the rear entrance (matron!) to my old flat. Not so surprising considering that I lived in a bit of a red light district and seeing prostitutes on crutches(!) was a regular occurence, so meh.
Anyways, when I got inside and up to my flat I pulled out my pot noodle horn* (matron!) and furtively gave out a quick blast. The poor couple didn't know what was going on. I hilared.
...wearing only a hospital robe, whilst trundling his drip alongside him. Y'know, the ones that are on wheels. He was at full pelt and you could see his arse. Weird.
That or seeing a dog that had been smashed completely in half on the hard shoulder of the M25. One half of the dog was 10 yards ruther up the road than the other. Completely, completely ripped in half. Ok it's not 'in the street' as such but...
Why can't you people relate things you have seen which were wierd and tremulous and special which didn't involve piss and shit
that tramps defecating in public is pretty normal.