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1. Chapped Lips
2. Wheat Intolerance
Been done before, but what are yours?
Which, unfortunately, is quite likely.
Yup, that's it.
Not entirely serious thread like.
ML - MirriLondon
I wasn't exactly welling up when I typed it. I can't be arsed to think of a jokey fear.
do you actually have a wheat intolerance? I'm gluten free... been meaning to start a thread about gluten free food tips since forever
this is a hard question... these are the first ones that come to mind.
1. incontinence. its never actually happened I just have a massive fear that it will.
2. doctors messing around with me, dentistry, etc
It's just that I eat so much bread and toast that I would be at a loss if it made me ill and there was no more peanut butter toast (Aldi smooth obvs) for me.
the only things I ate were pasta and bread.
you can get gluten free bread. some of it is a bit disgusting and falls apart. After much trial and error, I think Sainsburys Free From brown bread is as close as it gets.
So, you would be ok if you couldn't have wheat.
They do wheat free brownies
I usually have fruit salad for breakfast, which kind of proves your point, I guess.
I'll think you'll find there are all totally rational
but I am all too aware of that error up there, thanks.
I can't work out why, but I do.
I don't even know if that means what I want it to.
But yeah, I see your pedantry, DiS, and I'm totally insouciant about it. How'd ya like that?
and the fact you have now started a discussion about corrections means you've actually gone much further than a discreet *they
So your correction is null and void.
the last hurrah. Let it remain so!
but then I thought, nah, let him have the last hurrah.
Look! I'm noble!
like a knight-errant
because you never see it coming until your heart's all 'fuck this tbh'
Being eaten alive by worms
i get nervous around pylons and train tracks and humming substations :(
Rectal prolapse (seriously - I've spoken at length to friends about this).
Going out and then realising I haven't brushed my teeth.
just looking at graters makes me feel sick and arghfuckinggodgetthatfuckingthingawayfromme
Goodbye piece of thumb. Ouch.
but also sad for you that you have the same life altering fear :(
in food tech lessons all my friends used to rub their fingers across the graters and i used to have to actually go outside and TAKE DEEP BREATHS to not feel nauseous.
the thing that really gets me is the thought of grating my knuckles. urgh. just thinking about it makes me want to vom.
Not only would you look like a fool but you would probably die as a result of your foolishness.