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He said "Say 'Ah'"
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died"
He wasn't amused by my semi-racist chuckling. Turns out he's Korean! Stupid dentist.
i always ask "what time is it?"
"oh, you should go the dentist"
maybe my favourite joke
ouch, you said your dog doesn't bite
that's not my dog
I've got a dentist
(not a dog though)
How does he smell?
Stop making fun of my stammer. My dog's got no-no-nose ache.
Oh. How does he smell?
The vet said "I'm going to have to put her down"
I said "Why? What's wrong with her?"
He said "She's really heavy."
I don't even have a dog.
Here we are. £45 - check-up, £15 - plaque
What is the charge for ‘Plaque’? The dentist said I had an admirable mouth.
It is to be hung in the lobby to commemorate our boys who have been massacred in the theatre of war
Would read again.
What do you think you're doing? Enquired the man
'Sausages' replied dog
SICK BURN I screamed
I don't have a dog.
"sorry no dogs", said the dentist.
"walls", said the dog
i dont have a dog.
your dog can talk?
"My Dentist has no nose" I told him.
"how does he smell?" enquired my dog.
"Bugger me! You can talk" I screamed.
I have a cat.
i said "can you look at my dog's teeth? because every time he barks he sounds like jimi hendrix"
the dentist said "it's probably his chihuahua pedal"
He laid me down on the bed and said sombrely:
You need to stop smoking.
So I put down my pipe and let him continue with the exam.
The exam revealed only two minor medical issues.
They did everything they could but I'm afraid his pipe had to be put down.
or express outrage that he proclaims such a sad event 'a minor medical issue'
I was NOT cut out for it.
My dentist leaned over and whispered
"I see a lot of decay"
"Around my gums?"
"No, in society"
"How did you get a medical licence? You’re a dog"
"Shut up or I'll smash your pipe"
imaginary dog's kennel.
'What is this!' I exclaimed in surprise.
'Not really a dentist anyway! And my names shit!' He rasped whilst running out my garden.
Think of Peter's wife!
"not seen you in ages man"
"yeah i've not been"
"yeah, makes sense."
"anyway, how's tricks?"
"so so, too many polish people... don't know what to say to them"
"yeah, do they speak english?"
"nope, not all of them"
"that must be difficult"
"hmm, it can be"
"what do they ask for?"
"nothing - they just come in and that, point at their teeth... dentistry's quite universal, you know?"
"what about you?"
"yeah things are good."
"and any problems?"
"nope, not really."
"cool well I'll give them a clean and a polish and get you on your way"
"Yes, a veterinarian isn't always highly skilled in pet dentistry much like your family doctor isn't specialized in dentistry."
it didn't take so I see where you are coming from.
have been attached to their bodies by a dentist.
none of them have a dog as far as i'm aware.
SHE SAID "YOU GOTTA STOP MASTURBATING."
I SAID "WHY DOLL?"
SHE SAID "COZ AM TRYING TO EXAMINE YOU."
They said I couldn't concentrate.
My dog has no nose
How does he smell?
He doesn't, that's one of his no-nos
said 'ah aogs aot o ose'
totally ignored me